Iz 🥀

◽️I always wanna die, sometimes ◼️

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

My gorgeous child 🥰

[Marianne Levy @MarianneLevy]

My tiny son was asked by his school to draw a picture of his favourite interest/ hobby

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Having to decide what’s for tea each week is really the worst part of adulthood

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Chocking on a pickle & dad having to do the heimlich maneuver on me is just how I wanted Christmas to start

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Why is the U.K. letting market like the hunger games? 🙃

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Why do people insist on watching TikTok out loud on the train?

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Why is it so intimidating as a women to go into a garage to get an MOT?

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Are you kidding me? This can’t be real

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Spanish football federation announces that, instead of removing president Luis Rubiales, they will take legal action against player Jenni Hermoso as they claim she ‘lied’ about non-consensual kiss.

The federation also says players have an “obligation” to play for the national team after 81 female players said they would not play until Rubiales was removed, in solidarity with Jenni Hermoso.

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

I hate this man so much. How dare you act like you are doing shops, bars, pub’s & restaurants a favour. You arsehole

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

I want to protect the price of your pint at the pub.

And now the UK has left the EU, we can do just that.

So we’re bringing in one of the biggest shake ups to the alcohol duty system in the last 140 years.

The plan 🧵👇

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

I sometimes question why I read comments on Twitter articles when I know that they will just infuriate me because people are idiots

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

2 days off at the weekend is not enough

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

I’m addicted to Babybels

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Ah yes, use my taxes to pay for legal action instead of just paying nurses what they deserve

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Health Secretary Steve Barclay to pursue legal action to stop nurses' strike action https://t.co/WMYD5cDYzz

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

@Busted @melclarke3

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Thank god for that, but 21 months? Really?

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Reality TV contestant Stephen Bear, who shared video of himself having sex with Love Island star Georgia Harrison on OnlyFans website, is jailed for 21 months https://t.co/dzRFUQOYw3

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

I tell you what, Drive to Survive is so intense

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

Whether you’re a fan of Sam Smith or not, this is absolutely vile. It’s never funny to shout outrageous abuse at an innocent person going about their daily life

[Glynis @GlynisSonn17]

Sam Smith getting a mouthful from an Irish woman in New York 🤣

[emfarl @EmFarl]

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

#NewProfilePic

[Iz 🥀 @izzy_darlington]

@cathedralslut @melclarke3