izzy

the weirdest update of my wacky life
also the realest version of waz poppin

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

@HerRoyalNene @FOX59 Do you know how much they make hourly?

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[I Smoked The Midterms @BlackKnight10k]

"HOW COULD A HELICOPTER CRASH INTO AN AIRPLANE!!"

Well, you see, the President of the United States and the Transportation Secretary are both former reality tv stars and the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic.

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

If I could pay the amount I do and also live alone then I'd be living my best life. Instead I get to be the bitch that has 2 roommates and is angry all the time. Go me

[trash jones @jzux]

hangovers are so embarrassing. oweee i’m so sick from poisoning myself for fun

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

@daylyn_ Please lord no

[bryn (3am edition) @_Maddux_]

GOOD MORNING!! It is day 4 of asking @NoahKahan to come hang out with me and my friends after his show in The Woodlands on June 13th. Cmon man, let’s party hardy 🎉

[bryn (3am edition) @_Maddux_]

Day 3 of asking @NoahKahan to come hang out with me and my friends after his show in The Woodlands on June 13th. @daylyn_ said I’m slacking, and I agree. Be back tomorrow, swear it

[Fort Wayne, Indiana @CityofFortWayne]

It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we share that Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry passed away peacefully this evening, Thursday, March 28, 2024, surrounded by his loving family.

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

@daylyn_ YUP

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

"You can't leave your dad at home alone for long periods of time"

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

My friends have cut back on their drinking. Good for us. I know for a fact 40% of us threw up tonight. Cutting back was not a good idea

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

Yeah, going low carb for the new year was a good idea. haven't been drinking much so i don't have a tolerance but without carbs there's nothing to absorb the alcohol in my body. At least I'm not the one that puked outside and passed out on the couch, yeah ya know like my friend

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

Panera said, " Charged Lemonade 🥺👉👈" but what they meant was "Laxative with a fast heartbeat Lemonade💪����"

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

@daylyn_ My precious long distance bestie

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

@daylyn_ Love how I have creds for one of these

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

"Did you ever hear about when I got black out and passed out in the tub" "yeah I know about that lmfao"

[izzy @izzy_kaiser]

I did this a couple months ago and I realized I was an alcoholic

[anu @anuatluru]

Spotify Wrapped but for your credit card would be so brutal yet really educational