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[Joe Tansey @JTansey90]

The South Jersey Group 3 champion @MHSQuakers. #BCTSports

[Joe Tansey @JTansey90]

It’s now 3-0 @MHSQuakers!
Izzy Perham scores a 3rd goal in 11 minutes for the Quakers. #BCTSports

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when mom says no smartfood for breakfast but it's almost lunch

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in church today they asked kids(ages 6-9) whats something that fulfills life? a kid stands up and screams MEMES! tbh never laughed harder.

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my mom casually brought up that @olivepearham has been trollin boys on first dates for free food and i've never been prouder

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my parents forced me to eat salad and vegetable lasagna but what they don't know is that i snuck out to the kictchen to eat a cookie instead

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today it hit me that eating a clementine doesn't erase eating half a stick of raw cookie dough 7 buttered breads and a whole bag of chex mix

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when you comment on a limping cow video "that's when uk its dinner" and the vegan community flips out on you

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best breakfast meat

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i was terrified of dogs (hint:im on the other side of the fence)

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waking up to cute texts from bae 💕

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downs 11 girl scout cookies in 3 minutes and is called gross where i come from that's called talent

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announces to the house im going to take a shower and then my sister skrrts into my shower like

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@olivepearham we are basically twins

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me: is too impatient and lazy to make cereal
also me: waits 15 mins for pizza rolls to toast making sure each roll is spaced 1 inch apart

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why the fairy god mother from shrek be lookin like meryl streep lmk

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looks like someone didn't make the cut this year. @olivepearham

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words said by the smallest Perham "no more tv!" and "I already had pizza once this week!" long story short we lost a Perham today.

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