sleepy_romantic

find me hanging with Bigfoot in the quantum realm

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

You say I’m basic but jokes on you because the average vaginal ph is actually 4.5. Bitch I’m ~acidic~

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

I will now only refer to dispensaries as dealerships.

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

Me: bill see that hot as fuck girl over there
*later on the evening*
Hot girl: hi you’re cute let’s be friends
Me: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

Female characters we should ALL be attracted to. A thread…

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

Female characters we shouldn’t be attracted to. A thread…

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

I am trying my gosh dang hardest

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

“Take out ya pussy. Put it in my hand.”

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

Bill after me telling him a story from the other day: I feel like when your life is going smooth your narrator is like what a boring episode just you wait

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

*goosebumps playing at the bar*
Bill: “oh so they don’t bleep out ‘I eat the hymen’”
Me: “it’s I NEED THE HEIMLICH”
*bill proceeds to look it up to see I’m right and his mind is blown*
*then looks up hymen so he knows it’s what he thought it was*

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

“I have read Harry Potter so I can sin as long as I have accepted Dumbledore into my heart I can ascend”

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

I just want to find someone who will love me, respect my trauma, and be faithful why is that so hard 😔

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country with:

—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations

This isn't about "life." It's about control.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

How am I just learning this about Tom Felton.

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

Davina and cole deserved more

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

Forever chasing the high of finding a new favorite song. I wish I could listen to them all for the first time again.

[sleepy_romantic @izzy_petrush]

My 8 yo cousin “I only really like burping when it feels like your throat has the devil in it”

[bug girl @buggirl]

forcing people with uteruses to push children out of their vaginas regardless of circumstance but then snatching food away from those children in the school lunch line and letting them starve if they are too poor. got it.