The Family Wizard

[The Family Wizard @IzzyBavaro]

Okay but why am I so obsessed with those flex seal commercials

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@ReverendShep Actually I support this

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@ReverendShep “im gonna go have fun”, that sounds naughty, “maybe it’ll be a white christmas” me: 😦

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@ReverendShep This is why you’re on the naughty list smfh girls really just wanna have fun gosh

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@ReverendShep for updates follow me on tiktok

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🤭

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Just finished watching joker 2. now imma eat a pack of cigarettes

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@ReverendShep Really only thought this one up after someone posted sum shit abt their soon to be child “is it a meg or mgk” and that might be the most headass shit I’ve ever heard

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Ngl I hate this app, but gotta weigh in:

mgk fumbling MF is bonkers butttt I keep thinkin. She is older, only by 4 yrs, but is mgk gonna be lookin as good literally everrr ???

Food for thought

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

“oh it’s like a big dog! 💙” -@IzzyBavaro from the other room watching what i can only imagine was a beautiful ending scene for the new kong x godzilla movie

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chugging twisted teas in the local fedex 😩🤌

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@CantEverDie Hi, yes, I am the bartender that skipped your song 🙃

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the knights who say ni, “NI”

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

“D.M.B. Dave Matthews Band!”

to the tune of T.N.T. by the famous band AC/DC

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A person just prompted a conversation by telling me they suck dick, then realized, I’m not a dude, and proceeded to attempt to sell me weed. This situation went immensely worse than I can put in a tweet.

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🤷‍♀️🤌

[abejita en trabajo @seshaaabee]

isabelle tonite: “i will be referring to rumpleminz as ‘mommy’s milk’ for the foreseeable future”

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“‘What’s so funny?’
‘I was thinking of a joke….’
‘Wanna tell it to me?’
‘You wouldn’t get it.’”
Fucking masterpiece.

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Knowing yourself is accepting the fact Joker is your comfort movie

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@ReverendShep NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Legendary singer Jimmy Buffett, known for his hit "Margaritaville," has died. He was 76. https://t.co/ZWlRDmb8fH

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Whoever you are—girl, trans, nonbinary, or man—we all deserve the love and beauty of womanhood.

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Sleepin peacefully w a xan and a squishmallow, waiting for my dreams to be fulfilled (fuck you disney) 😌

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It’s always why you no boyfriend and never why you no bitches when I go to the gas station 😔