Izzy Bergquist

She/Her — Hench Daddy — Stage Manager — Fool

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@RossDMcFarlane Bill’s 44th is amazing puppetry, BraveSpace is wildly intimate circus with an immersive experience, and Afrique en Cirque is an incredible circus / music show!

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@The_Dunch I love this one- it makes me feel needed.

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@jakeblakely But it’s perfect because you have zero (0) time to spend your zero (0) dollars so zero (0) worries am I right?

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus: u up?
Taurus to English translation: I’ve restrained myself from texting you literally the entire day & this Drake song just put me over the edge

[Izzy Bergquist @izzybergquist]

@_oftroy @santa Yes this but also “HUB is a HIGHWAY”

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@GriffinCork @UofAFineArt @UAlberta @LaurenHugghes I wore that top last summer when I ASM’d for Nuova! 💃❣️💃

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

super blue blood red dic pic

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I’m on the third system for organizing my living room books. This is Saturday night thrill-seeking if I’ve ever seen it.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

BREAKING: Somewhere a legendary Taurus would rather read poetry & eat ice cream alone in bed than try to steal your man

[Izzy Bergquist @izzybergquist]

@localcryptid_ Me too please

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Gemini as Sylvia Plath lines:

Stars stuck all over, bright stupid confetti.
Eternity bores me,
I never wanted it.

[Izzy Bergquist @izzybergquist]

@jakeblakely same lol

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Halfway to the airport this morning I vividly remembered where I had stashed a silly amount of pot in a pair of socks in my bag. Haha. Ha. A lucky thing, memory. ✈️

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

It is the duty of human understanding to understand how hilarious I really am

[Izzy Bergquist @izzybergquist]

I’ve reached a new peak in my Dutch speaking because I can now understand that the swarms of people at monuments are talking Pokémon Go stragedy, and not in fact speaking about the history of the nation.

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A man from Israel rolled my joint for me and I pruned all day with these two. Bless the universe. Bless the Dutch. Bless the cheese.

[Izzy Bergquist @izzybergquist]

@pounsygirl Only a block away, but to a bigger place with an elevator so my pals/family with varying mobility can come over. Mostly I wanna hang with my grandma at my place. 💃 and thank you!

[Izzy Bergquist @izzybergquist]

I said “I have news” and my mom instantly got so pumped (wet eyes, short of breath) because she thought I was pregnant. When I realized and panic-yelled that I’m moving she legit said “OH, boring” and blinked away her happy tears. Bless my candid mama and bless birth control.

[Izzy Bergquist @izzybergquist]

@LaurenHugghes Bless you, but you can thank my contemporaries who taught me. 🙏

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Losing one’s self can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. Any other loss is sure to be noticed: the plums in the icebox, a breakfast, a wife