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[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me looking at the flight attendant while she passes out snacks so she sees I’m awake and doesn’t forget to give me a little bag of pretzels

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me if a bagel and cream cheese were on the submarine

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

“slut era” i say to myself as i sit motionless in my apartment for the 300th night in a row

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Girl who starts acting weird bc she’s nervous that she is acting weird

[helena riley @freshhel]

Megan fox being publicly corny about her break up is really comforting i feel like I just got tucked into bed

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

worst thing you could do around me is stink, I will never forget who stink

[kayy 💋 @DearSpecialk]

One thing about me I’m never bitter! A situation may hurt me & I may lash out, but once it’s done, it’s done & I’m cool off it & you.

[SZA @sza]

Sometimes asking questions is disrespectful to ur own intuition. You know wtf goin on . Now act accordingly

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the necklace Troy gave Gabriella

[FINNEAS @finneas]

A funeral but the person isn’t dead and you all just get together and talk about everything they’ve done that annoyed you

[i-z-z-y @izzyblakeh]

@ryan11oconnell ya we found it dw 🙈🙉🙊

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

The #BIC EZ Reach lighter is great. Its 1.45-inch wand lights candles, grills, and more! My friend @Snoopdogg also approves. Head to https://t.co/UvpczwLrqK to shop and stay tuned for lighters I designed - available this summer. @bicgroup #ad #biclighters #bicezreach

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

she said rip to ur grandma but im different

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

*googles is eye bleeding a symptom of coronavirus no reason just curious*

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

are u pregnant or not https://t.co/zKX2AaXKui