Izzy❀

i don’t take twitter seriously | she/her

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

i’m in the mood for some attention

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

they should invite a microwave that like makes your food cold instantly. someone figure that out and get back to me

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

i wish X had a dislike button

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

Just read that a top issues for republicans was, “keeping men out of women’s spaces.”

The jokes literally write themselves.

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

it’s crazy how good and amazing i feel when i get more than 4 hours of sleep a night

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

i feel like i haven’t made a joke in a really long time. do y’all still think i’m funny?

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

the way that i get absolutely everything that i want is crazy

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

my dad literally looked up my mom in a phone book after he saw her for the first time and all these men can ask me is “wanna play 21 questions”

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

@njocelyn_2468 i lowkey impulsively bought a new pair the day before i was robbed

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

Shoutout to the criminal mastermind who broke into my car and stole all the quarters in my console. What am I supposed to do with all these pennies and nickels

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Forced pregnancy is a crime against humanity.

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

@dmazzer204 oh thank god

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

apparently conversations take place where they’re not all about me? is that true?

[Nicholas @Ironninja1116]

Damongus lmao @DamonCapri retweeet if agree

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

I just want to take a second to formally apologize to everyone who isn’t me. I can’t imagine how hard that must be.

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

@6socksonmyfloor WHAT

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

how good do raviolis sound right now

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

i’m gonna have a minecraft themed 18th birthday who’s coming

[Izzy❀ @izzydabideen]

i can’t wait to graduate and never talk to any of y’all ever again