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stuck in sport mode

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You put ONE cigarette on your story and all of a sudden everyone’s a goddamn public health expert? Whatever buzzkills enjoy living longer than me

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

My dream summer bucket list

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My downfall will be jewel corporate taking me down for years of lying at the self checkout

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@madddyrodgers I remember this vividly

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@madddyrodgers all hands on deck tell your friends

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Bringing back the dougie this summer

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Why is my dad at soho house rn

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Thanks @sanbenito for spending 2,544 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Tití Me Preguntó. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/BcBHZQVmKB

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@jakedoddy I told them I was balding and they said I literally don’t care lose my number and then blocked me

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Found out I’m blacklisted from my dermatologist yesterday🤭

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Unblocking @jimmi_jimmison today

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My roommate doesn’t want to lotion my back after I shower anymore…should I:

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@offbrandkraft That pic is cute af though!!!

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Whoever invented gum went crazy fr

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I am addicted to the small top big pants combo

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dentist just called, getting a root canal in 1 hour. T’s &P’s accepted

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I’m not being dramatic when I say I don’t think there’s been a single time in my life that I’ve left the dentist without crying

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No one prepared me for the minions being bilingual

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Hi Dot! I want to clarify that I am a woman in STEM! Does that change your decision?

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@dotspretzels hi dots team! Do you think you could put me in contact with mrs. Dot herself? I am a recent college grad who loves dots but can’t afford $4.50 a bag. Please reach back out!

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Also let’s talk about who gave the bouncer outside of our Taco Bell a semi automatic weapon?? It’s literally wicker park

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It’s the way I downloaded the premier league app at the bar last night just so I could hit on a guy on a Man U jersey🫤