izzy k

Enthusiastic Oxford comma user - she/her

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

To answer the question on everyone’s minds, Wordle does in fact accept the word “shart” @nytimes #wordle

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

Forgot that the airport dunkin makes you put the cream cheese on the bagel yourself, I’m in a middle seat so I will unfortunately not be eating until we land

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

If you don’t use your blinker in traffic, I’m just gonna automatically assume that you consistently tip under 20% & never wash your hands

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

fixed it

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

Why would you use anything other than quick-dry nail polish

[♡ 🂭 ♡ @girliniceberg]

rip uncle iroh i know you would’ve loved boba

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

@katbugkass0n HAHAHA

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

As an American using up the brita & choosing not to refill it is my God-given right

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

Last week the NRA celebrated an overturned ban on assault weapons in Colorado. Today a man opened fire on civilians at a King Sooper’s in Boulder. It is heartwrenching & sickening that “how many lives will it take” is a question we are being forced to ask. #boulder #GunControlNow

[Jake Cornell @JakeWCornell]

It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

@katbugkass0n Fortunately this happened a few months ago but you know when something embarrassing comes back and hits you while you’re minding your own business 😂😭

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

Worst time to get nervous is when a hot young TSA agent at DIA security asks if you have any explosives in your suitcase. In this situation, replying “not that I remember!” is neither flirtatious nor acceptable.

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

Need a man who listens like the people bagging my groceries @ Trader Joe’s when they ask me how my day is going

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

@AlexisF218 can’t the vibe is too immaculate

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

If it isn’t me & my rogue blacksmith pirate boyfriend roaming the high seas together after he saves me from a fate at the gallows for committing several crimes against the East India Trading Company I don’t want it

[LN @abernothing]

I hope all teenagers have a phase where electric feel by mgmt is the sexiest song they've ever heard. I really do. more than anything else in the whole world

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

@AlexisF218 :’)

[izzy k @izzykamp1]

Not to get political in my first-ever tweet but if you’ve ever dissed the idea of owning a bathrobe we will never see eye to eye