izzyplumbly

Sue, you're shouting at tea

[Peter Martin @PeterMartin_PCM]

So you're going crazy under lockdown?

I know the feeling. I've been in Beijing for the last two months. My housemate is away and I'm thousands of miles from my family.

I have some thoughts on how to make lockdown better. These won't apply to everyone, but they ring true for me:

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@JuliaArmfield @jayzaff Is it the Stewie version tho?

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@stubarrett123 Zane with the shark fin... I'm dead 😂

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@sainsburys ironically the store was closed for restocking "while adhering to social distance guidelines"... this makes no sense if you're going to let in crowds once opened.

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@sainsburys your Local store at Woodsend Flixton just let in approx.25ppl at once after closing for an hour... there is NO social distancing happening in the store by staff or shoppers. Please explain why you are allowing this.

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@JuliaArmfield Also why did they put a pair of scissors in the baby crib. Wait no don't tell me.

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@JuliaArmfield I'm having to watch Midsommar in segments and an old lady just jumped off a large cliff, I think she is hurt

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@JuliaArmfield I'm having to watch it in bits because Dan hates horror movies and obvs the 1 and 3 year olds prefer comedies. Something tells me this won't end well.

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@JuliaArmfield Oh god

[Patrick Gracey @PatrickGracey]

.@BorisJohnson has just doomed an entire industry by telling people not to attend the theatre.

By not enforcing a shutdown, production insurance will not apply so producers and shows will go bankrupt, and tens of thousands of people will be without pay.

@hmtreasury @DCMS

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Every pub quiz team member in 20yrs time who knows everything about Coronavirus

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@danhett @Richard24609666 @BBCBreakfast @FigenMurray She is totally amazing and can change people's lives for the better, I know because she did mine x

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

Best crossover episode in anything of all time

[Wh*donesque @whedonesque]

The Buffy Season 4 episode "This Year's Girl" and the Angel Season 1 episode "The Prodigal" aired 20 years ago today.

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@CakeTowers I'm scared

[chase doggett @gaybabypirate]

IF GLEE WAS STILL ON AIR, THIS IS WHAT I WOULD IMAGINE SOME PLOTS AND SONGS WOULD BE:

a thread. (1/19)

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

Me at the door: I'll just grab a sandwich

Me at the till: Can I get a ham and cheese baguette, a large latte, 7 sausage rolls and a jam doughnut please?

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@JuliaArmfield SORRY I HAVE GONE HYSTERICALLY DEAF

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@stubarrett123 @chriswebber999 @jackdiakou @gingerpops @garymh1982 Never gets old

[izzyplumbly @izzyplumbly]

@CakeTowers I saw this and thought same!!!