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[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅

[bæ J @ajabdullah_]

instagram tomorrow

[mace @ghostmacekilla]

Kendall Jenner reportedly flying to DC with a truckload of Pepsi

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

live pic of police at the capitol

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[THIQUE! BINI BADDIE ✨ @Aizehinomo]

@IvyKungu This is becoming the only reply I need and use

[aj @ajbabyboi]

this is now a thomas edison hate account

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[J ❀ @ophiliropa]

Happy Birthday Mr. President! I know it’s 51 days early but I’m just so excited!! @BarackObama #AllBirthdaysMatter

[court⁷ ||📚 @yoondusk]

WHO TF LET ME DRUNK EMAIL BIG HIT??

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

no homo cancelled! everyone can have little a homo. as a treat.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It means you’re going to lose.

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

just smoke one of these and forget about her bro

[farha @shutyourhell]

man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV ...

me, roman: four WHAT???

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

Dawg this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day 😭😭😭😭😭