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Had a dream last night Molly-Mae named her baby Snape. That is all.

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@RogersHistory Mid teach I reached both hands above my head to demonstrate something and both straps on my top simultaneously snapped and revealed my full bra to a class full of children and 2 observers 🙂

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@UberFacts Bought an axe on a school trip

[isla @izzzlaa]

@UberFacts Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will come back to you I don’t have any money to pay you back but if you’re not then I’ll just come to your place

[isla @izzzlaa]

@UberFacts I think that we should all go back and read it because it was so good and it made us laugh

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@UberFacts Men are not allowed in this house because of their gender

[isla @izzzlaa]

Anyone want to buy my summer time ball tickets? I have 2! Seated, good seats. Please share and help a girl out 🥲 #SummertimeBall

[isla @izzzlaa]

I thought I’d make a one second a day video for a cute little recap of my year but it’s turned into a slideshow of all the food I’ve fucking eaten and now I’m sad

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Unpopular opinion but if you’re 21+ and still videoing yourself doing balloons you need to sort yourself out

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@heyimhans We love to see it!

[isla @izzzlaa]

I just completed a task I’ve been putting off for six months and it took me 5 minutes. Has this taught me a life lesson in procrastination and productively? No. No it has not.

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RETWEET to receive a surprise PrettyLittleThing parcel ✨💸💗

[isla @izzzlaa]

Rang a parent today to discuss their child and they answered with ‘MAKE ME A WINNER!!!’. Sorry not 100k calling just little old me x

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Does anyone else write things on their to-do lists that they’ve already done just so that you can cross it off or is that just me

[isla @izzzlaa]

#Wordle 259 2/6

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And that’s how it’s done

[isla @izzzlaa]

@yagirldem Now I understand Marley’s struggle with you 😂

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[isla @izzzlaa]

@yagirldem YOURE OBSESSED AND I LOVE IT

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I also put a child in the bin.

[isla @izzzlaa]

Today I held a funeral service for a pen and got a bug out of someone else’s eye. The end.