Jo

Life’s a peach and then you pie

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

In 1838, 300 female convicts of the Cascades Female Factory, Tasmania, protested their cruel treatment by mooning the Governor of Van Diemen when he visited the factory for a service. The Reverend William Bedford recorded the incident.

[Jo @j0_knox]

@aahelicopter Thank you :)

[Jo @j0_knox]

it extra sucks making any noise watching A Quiet Place because one I’m being super annoying two I would have just died also

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

VACCINE UPDATE: 8,676,882 total doses have been administered in New Jersey as of 8:00 AM today.

💉4,229,214 New Jerseyans are now fully vaccinated

💉Learn more: https://t.co/wzXaqEnqSN

[Jo @j0_knox]

I design an app that recommends you a cocktail based on your favorite bath and body works perfume ?

[Jo @j0_knox]

I let god speak to me through Spotify shuffle

[Jo @j0_knox]

Champagne that tastes like ginger ale someone get on that

[Jo @j0_knox]

Pretty sure I drove next to @jackantonoff on the garden state parkway just now in the snow, it was a very cute lil NJ moment :-)

[Jo @j0_knox]

:)

[Jo @j0_knox]

Using your phone to send a text while driving:
Tacky, illegal, dangerous, obnoxious

Using a phone to take a picture of the full moon while driving:
Scientific research, perfectly legal, could lead to a breakthrough in the discovery of aliens, totally normal behavior

[Jo @j0_knox]

bitches watch Midsommar one time

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

bye 2020, it’s been weird.

[. @SuiNeltwork]

interested in dying? we are looking to fill up some positions in the haunted mansion ride

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the SECOND i get the vaccine i am TAKING that job at a marketing firm in paris

[jsher88888 @jsher88888]

When I was a kid we got the polio vaccine. My dad, working on Mary Poppins, asked how my day was. I told him about the vaccine. “Didn’t it hurt? I said they put it on a sugar cube and you ate it. He called my uncle Dick and the next day they wrote “A Spoonful of Sugar.” (1 of 2)

[Jo @j0_knox]

@b_baumle Girlfriend by Phoenix!!! Slaps!!

[Jo @j0_knox]

@_mflynnx I will support you when you get a barstool podcast out of this <3

[Ashmi @_ashmip]

gonna tell my kids this was joe biden and kamala harris

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 11/22 in Capricorn: You aren’t scared of loneliness but this week you will seek friendships. The good news is that people are always drawn to you. Maybe you can arrange a group project. There will also be pie.