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@mattgreencomedy Get plenty of r&r and let it ride itself out. I lost smell and taste at day 5 which took the shine off the Missus bringing me meals in my room. My senses came back just as she was getting bored of spoiling me with nice food and reverting back to beans on toast.

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@EmmaKennedy @bbclysedoucet We’ve seen her wearing her blue helmet and flak jacket in a few dodgy places in the past but never anywhere as dangerous as this. And it’s to keep the light of truth burning bright. Good luck and bollocks to Putin.

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@autosport Should have held race and *then* drivers could boycott it at the very last minute, literally getting out of cars on start grid. Televised live global spectacle of Russian driver doing laps alone on an empty track would have made a stronger point.

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@calimadu No need to ban SWIFT then, this should do it.

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@PeterStefanovi2 Prosecuted a lot of post office managers though, so, you know, swings and roundabouts.

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@RoryStewartUK Why worry? They’re going to take Taiwan and there is NOTHING that the West can, or will, do about it. What we gonna do, fight China in a war on the Pacific rim? This is just the first world inevitably collapsing due to corruption and greed.

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@StephenFlynnSNP Why is it astonishing? Isn’t that exactly what we now expect from Tory MPs? This is their last hurrah for a few decades and they know it.

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@jonlis1 Hoyle pretends to be angry with Tory behaviour sometimes, but never actually does anything about it and then feels justified in closing down actual relevant debate about the types of behaviour he claims to be annoyed about. Only one conclusion….

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@OfSelina Now hang on, I’m sure they were on celebrity bargain hunt more recently than that. Or am I thinking of someone else…

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@ElectoralCommUK Isn’t that fascism?

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@IamHappyToast Did HK to Beijing by train in 2009. Signs of WIP every time I looked out the window. Road gangs, JCB’s eating hills, concrete pillars for elevated tracks, it was an immense infrastructure effort.

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@StuartHumphryes @BriggsNicholas Could your Babel process be applied to an early colour film such as this? How long does it take you to do a still photo?

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@Morrisons Actually, four cheeseburgers & buns with mayo plus fries and tomatoes, lettuce and shredded veg, as pictured, isn’t bad for £10.

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@james4567891011 @KeithAnderson6 I see a smirking Boris Johnson.

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@robmanuel Life imitates art, so genocide then?

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@mattgreencomedy Causing false imprisonment should carry a mandatory life sentence for individuals or the responsible person in corporations. Problem with corporations though is that they exist precisely to avoid liability (and tax)

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@IamHappyToast Agree, there should be a standard wedge hole in the base of all cameras, shaped like the bottom of the current screw in wedge. Tripod connector would need raising an inch to make it stand proud.

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@IamHappyToast But just think of all those expensive pensioners they’ll get rid of. That means we’ll all pay less taxes! Result!

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@fesshole Tell. Her.