Jonni

[Jonni @j0nniboi]

@dchapp79 @cutmovies7 you’re retarded

[Jonni @j0nniboi]

@datiCEguy_ who the fuck watches this shit

[Libs Hate Us @LibsHateUs]

Imagine moving these people to your country and thinking they can assimilate.🤡🦍

[Jack Shepard @JackShepardNow]

@DailyMail It a great movie promoted by a great man.

[Pete North @FUDdaily]

This puts me in a position where I can no longer condemn rioting and anything that follows. This is a very deliberate act of defiance against the British public and must be met with equal contempt.

[Firas Modad @firasmodad]

Honestly, the only way out for Europe is a crusade.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Very Telling!

[Bryan Caplan @bryan_caplan]

"Europe explained for Americans."

Pretty good.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The best striker on the planet eats like a Norwegian farmer from 1850, and the British tabloids called it "cannibalistic."

Erling Haaland, the six foot four machine breaking every scoring record in sight, has let the world see his plate, and it reads like a carnivore forum brought to life. He buys beef heart and liver from the butcher and eats them by choice. Fatty steaks, the fattier the better, by his own account. Sea bass, salmon, mackerel. Eggs on sourdough. Raw honey. And his self-described "magic potion," raw milk, which he drinks straight, stirs into his coffee and blends with greens to carry to training.

The sourcing is the entire philosophy. Holding up the organs in his documentary, he said most people will not touch them, but he cares about his body and about eating quality local food. Then the line that belongs on a barn door: people say meat is bad, but which meat? The stuff from McDonald's, or the local cow eating grass right over there?

Look at what is missing just as hard. No seed oils. No fizzy drinks. No alcohol. No ultra-processed anything. He filters his water and chases the morning sun. The man treats a packet of crisps the way most people treat a syringe.

Now the honest footnotes, because the internet lost its mind. The famous 6,000-calorie figure is one he flatly waves away, saying he does not count. His dad's lasagne is a sacred pre-match ritual, he makes brisket tacos in the slow cooker, and his actual favourite food is a kebab pizza he allows himself about once a year.

Strip away the cryo chamber and the mouth tape and the part underneath is almost insultingly simple. Whole food, mostly animal, sourced with care, nothing from a factory. The most lethal finisher in football runs on the exact diet the official guidance spent fifty years telling you to fear.

[𝕻𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖆 ⚓️ @Palingenesia__]

If you’re ever being interviewed by a woman for a professional role, NEVER mention you have children; If you’re being interviewed by a man, bring it up on purpose.

[mayo @ButtTonguer]

I refuse to believe this video isnt staged

How could someone get so angry they try to shove a remote up their ass

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

ride wife, life good