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[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@richardparkertx Good read-TY! Can you clarify WalletHub effective tax burden pls? I read TX is 34th, bottom 3rd. MA #18 https://t.co/6IZOXHEVHB

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@vsco Hi! VSCO X member here and I received an email offering $20 off MP2. Can't figure out how to take advantage. Can you help please?

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@waitwait Tei An for Japanese, Pecan Lodge for BBQ, Whistle Britches for Fried Chicken

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@andrearene Thanks for the great work!

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

Best. Dunk. Ever. https://t.co/P7pvNN57R5

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

A human being recreated The Matrix in real life tonight. Forget the Dunk Contest. This should be front page news. https://t.co/JQ2wcPXBK6

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@kataoka__ Hi! Do you ship to the USA?

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@stiletto_sequin cool! I have to try that out some time.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Times Haiku:
I expect a lot
out of you, and you expect
a lot out of me.
http://t.co/vBf5kal4Pd

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

This is the best #Grammys EVER!

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

"Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself."

Thelonious Monk

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

"Always leave them wanting more."

Thelonious Monk

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@yishmeister Just mute it when he speaks, you still might learn something, lol. I am DVRing ESPNN to watch later.

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

AMEN RT“@BobPapa_NFL: The @espn Megacast is incredible if you are really into coach's tape view. Great concept”

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@yishmeister Check ESPNN and ESPN2 and ESPNCL

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@yishmeister The real question is which channel are you watching and which are you DVRing??

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Hippo milk is pink.

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

@JonHeymanCBS Would be interesting to compare domestic Bieber followers to domestic NYT followers. Probably still sad though.

[Jordan @j0rdanjay]

Jersey sales>TV ratings? I'll tune out. "@NBCSports: NBA is reportedly planning to use sleeved jerseys even more. http://t.co/cUOWRgyDE6"