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Still listening to the same music from high school.

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I nearly logged onto a work meeting in Teams as “Jordong”.

So, uh, how’s your Monday going?

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@AmericanAir With a link to a lengthy form. Great, thanks! Why even bother.

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Exhausted and without my luggage after being delayed by @AmericanAir for over 8H. What was supposed to be a straightforward travel day ended up being a delay filled slog after our first flight was delayed due to maintenance on the plane.

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@AmericanAir I’ve sent my confirmation code. Looking forward to hearing more about appropriate compensation for the delays and chaos.

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@AmericanAir I’ve already gotten tracking on my bags after repeating myself to your chat bot multiple times. I’d love to know how you plan to make up for the numerous delays in travel instead. Two delays that forced us to miss connections and an initial solution to stay overnight is wild.

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@AmericanAir I’ve lost another half day of work and am still having to deal with this ordeal until I get my luggage back. After facing multiple delays, none weather related, and a huge headache trying to rebook I’m not sold on flying @AmericanAir again in the future.

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After @AmericanAir rebooked us our bags were never transferred. The link I received to schedule a pickup is now not working, and I’m at the mercy of the delivery service to deliver my personal items and meds. What an absolute shit show.

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@AmericanAir then proceeded to rebook us on flights with an extra leg that arrived much later than our original itinerary. After sorting that out, our second of three flights was then delayed again forcing us to miss our connection and rebook.

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https://t.co/hyweBiUL3T

Something decent on this cesspool app!

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Supportive of many / most forms of self expression but can y’all please stop erasing your GD eyebrows it’s scary.

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There’s indie, and then there’s Courtney Barnett.

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I’m just glad the Swifties have begun to acknowledge they’re insanely annoying.

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Sometimes I like to think about how powerful I’d be if I drank water and got 8h of sleep regularly.

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Are you a witch or are you just a white girl who likes pumpkin spice and internet astrology?

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Do women who (loudly) claim to h8 men but continue to date cis-het men know they can just… not?

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I cannot understand the need to be frugal when purchasing toilet paper. Buy the 2-ply, your butt deserves it. Save a penny somewhere else. Literally anywhere else.

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Is baby corn good or am I just unnecessarily into it?

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Shoutout to the people that need a minute to figure out what they want then order a Narragansett

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Cat people. What’s up with them?

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If you add ✨ to the end of your messages there’s a 99.9% chance I think you’re annoying as hell.

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Sometimes I’m like “damn, I’m insane. I suck!”

Then I remember I don’t listen to Taylor Swift and realize I’m doing okay.