erin

malevolent gods are better than none!

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

#cr4 I’m just over halfway through, is this based or cringe

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

I’m watching Rick and Morty again I can’t believe they made this canon

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

@discomystic_ I can’t stand Billy Wilder humor either

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

This person is responding to Batman/Nightwing shippers specifically, which I have no opinion on, but still - the contemporary Batfamily framing is obviously driven by the Tumblr sphere and flattens a more complex and interesting relationship into strictly defined roles

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

Cool do you have any without the qualifiers “like” or “if”

[Bri @wordsandsense]

All of these were published in the 1940s btw

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

There's also a tiny bit of blood.

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

Am I faking it for attention? Just not trying hard enough? Would xyz coping strategy help me? Maybe! But you are a stranger on the internet with only 240 characters of insight into my experiences, so all you can do is smugly reaffirm your biases at me. Shut up!

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

At a certain point you just have to believe people when they say “I fundamentally struggle with this thing for reasons outside of my control” even if you can’t empathize. “But why don’t you just” because I can’t, and it’s impossible to prove a negative, so you have to trust me.

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

@John_Graviton My take on the “no kill rule” framing is so vindicated, nerds totally just treat it as a powerscaling debuff instead of characterization

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

@vyzeebipp Ok good I didn’t want to coin a term using both our names if you disagreed!!

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

Erin’s Law: no one who uses the phrase “theory of mind” has one for whoever they’re talking about

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

@vyzeebipp Yayyyyyyy!!!

[Jasmine @_jasminepetrou]

Kirking 9 to 5 what a way to 9/11

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

I call it “Well Excuse Me Princess!” It’s the most boring heterosexual ship dynamic of all time and it’s my favorite

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

@vyzeebipp I’m a huge pussy who gets cringed very easily but I will give it a try. Which stuff do you recommend

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

I’ve never watched a Nathan Fielder before but this is like crazy hot right

[A24 @A24]

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

@John_Graviton It doesn’t mean figuratively, the meaning has just been softened from a specific description to an intensifier, like with “awesome”. It’s called semantic bleaching. Loser

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

Zero likes on my greatest work

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

Pedophile Porky Pig: actually it’s called ephebededebedephilia

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

Nearly iambic pentameter

[erin @j0rtsmaster]

“the entire window yielded whole” is so poetic