j⚣van 🇵🇦

creator of my own reality

[T A Y E 🇯🇲 @sofcknpretty_]

what’s the non black version to “when the Mac and yams touch” ?

[Baguette with an F ☆ @ringamybell]

you is not choking on no ass

[rälph @ralphtheasian]

Imagine owning a small business and your bathrooms are on sniffies id kms

[Hair Dealer ✨ @LifeOfAls]

I really will distance myself from someone based on how they treat other people even if they’ve done nothing to me. Bad character doesn’t discriminate and nothing is stopping me from being next!

[JT @jtlonzo]

I don’t care if you fem or masc let me see you in that thong 🤭

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

you can tell me when it’s the 1st of the month when the onlyfans girls be retweeting their old videos on the TL back to back.😂😂😂

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

T.I probably got schizophrenia, being on a movie set with Lauren London then going home to Tiny would’ve had me kinda messed up in the head too

[˚⊹ ݁ @runtohorizon]

being anti ai right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse

[war hunk @salopeici]

I forget straight people are so sheltered they’re like “WOW you’ve had a 3 some??!!!?”

Yes dear I’m an adult

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

all I want is a handwritten letter explaining ur detailed admiration for me

[j⚣van 🇵🇦 @j0vanalex]

@OfficialWillow dropping an album to cure seasonal depression as soon as the season changes🫶🏾

[Wilma M. Holla ✨ ♒️ @LetAnthonyRock]

Soon as I pay rent I put in a maintenance request, idc something in this b*tch need tending to…hurry…

[j⚣van 🇵🇦 @j0vanalex]

How do you turn off your feelings? 🫠

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Knowing when to leave is extremely important. The job. The party. The relationship.

[j⚣van 🇵🇦 @j0vanalex]

Having a feeding schedule for your cat is CRAZY to me

[j⚣van 🇵🇦 @j0vanalex]

You want my attention & I want money. Why you think they say PAY attention nigga?

[j⚣van 🇵🇦 @j0vanalex]

Serious question: what makes the chai dirty?

[Ma_timey @No_Rich23]

If cutting me off is part of your new journey. Do it unapologetic...

[j⚣van 🇵🇦 @j0vanalex]

As an artist, why are you considering a Bryson Tiller feature? What do you honestly think that’ll do for your career? You might as well call up Jacquees too since you just clearly don’t give a damn about the song

[j⚣van 🇵🇦 @j0vanalex]

Part of being Latino is using “I know two languages” to explain why you can’t spell 🤭 de verdad, no puedo escribir correctamente en ninguno idioma 😅