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[cleon @dragonsnaydra]

odysseus trying to remember his wife’s name on calypso’s island

[MARISSA. @marissamponin]

i need a man with no IG to put my focus on

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

Bad day to be an opp

[𝒥 @j1111af]

Sidereal Taurus and Libra, both ruled by Venus

[LB @lnbshr]

I don’t think anyone is more compatible with a gemini than a scorpio ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me, with 11hrs 43mins of screen time, when I see kids using phones

[ShowBiz Samurai 🐝 @HibachiSamurai9]

When the landlord asks me for the rent that Im a month late on

[RacheelBoo 💋 @RacheelBoo]

squirted at the gynecologist

[𝒥 @j1111af]

Waiters/bartenders when happy hour is over

[‎ً @labyerenth]

When ur the new hire

[𝒥 @j1111af]

I’ve been thinking I was in one mahadasha this whole time turns out I miscalculated it and I’m actually in a completely different one
Gagged af everything makes so much sense now

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Odysseus returning to Ithaca