Jonathan

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

@treyarmstrong7 People voting in their own best interest? Must be the damn TikToks

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

Somewhere between the third and fourth caffeinated beverage is the sweet spot. 4th is always too much

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

You’d think it would be cheaper to get your hair braided than it is to get new speakers installed in your car but you’d be super fucking wrong, idiot.

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

@treyarmstrong7 I hate the term “Michiganders” makes it very hard to focus on the rest of the message

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

Stock day (favorite day)

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

No parking tickets, thank you

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

If I kms at this airport, id be fully justified and in the right. The mayor would say “I get it”

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

My aunt played a 100% ai generated song for my cousin at her wedding rehearsal dinner #Yikes #2026

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

I’ll murder for a good salad bar

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison:

"They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

The whole style of flyer is peak slop

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

This font makes me want to commit violent atrocities

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

It’s only fair, I was DRAGGING it

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

Finally got caught not doing any work at all

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

Hahaha I used to like this kid

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

bro secured bags for gangem deadass my bruda i would shed blud for gang

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

LeBron James I am very mad at you…. Text me NOW

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

Wow I did not see that coming

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

Fetterman vs Torres fight to the death, winner gets shot in the head

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

@treyarmstrong7 Too late. Prepare your will and testimony.

[Jonathan @j1234onathan]

My life is so perfect suns out on the way to lunch beers, got a beer in the pouch.