Joshua Gross

Medically diagnosed as delightful

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@maustermuhle I'd like to know more about this nutri-score system

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@linshelgro

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@daveweigel I was trying to get your attention during this

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@markknoller @margbrennan They did both

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@attackerman Ironically, Jaime Rodriguez's construction company was driven into bankruptcy in 1985 due to non-payment of some NYC projects.

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@DJJudd Wait until he hears about the time Callisto had tentacle arms

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Me, a cool dad, after taking away the Switch for bad grades:

The only tears in this kingdom are yours.

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Every time I check the pollen count

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I have to look up the word "exculpatory" every time I read it.

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@markknoller I'm still a weirdo

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Is there a German compound word for when you tell a child to stop doing something because they can get hurt but they keep doing it, get hurt and then you spend the entire trip to urgent care filled with empathy and rage?

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It seems I'm at the age where any time asleep during the day is 0% refreshing and 100% disorienting.

Yet I am still so tired, I just fell asleep and an active MRI machine.

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@mattficke Nope. Google says the white one is a chin-bearded tufted snow-skulk and the other an adolescent Estonian brumf.

Go back to getting yelled at by drivers

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While in Poland, Ive been getting these Humane Society ads in my feed. Granted I am extremely tired but am having a hard time identifying what animals they are. Are they AI creations?

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@markknoller I slapped my forehead too

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Someone in our house hadn't turned in an essay assignment because they'd been playing on their phone. When confronted on the topic, they admitted it was on the negative effects of social media on grades.

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@evanvucci I thought I sat on the remote again

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@tjl You don't carry one of these every where you go like I need to? I'm disappointed.

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@kristoncapps Needs beans to be authentic

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@markknoller Especially with the price of eggs