Fake Beard the Pirate

Stage Manager, DnD player, soundboard

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

The sad moment when your favorite hair stylist is no longer working at your frequented barbershop.

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying @SmolBirbCoaltl @DiceEnvy Built in piercing damage

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying I would be happy with more legendary gear

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying There is a lot of dead now, just not enough undead

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying I'm no expect, but something looks off

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying Didn't you say you were going to play something else today?

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@jesthehuman I knew we had the same birthday, but the same year. Happy birthday twin!

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@ShowbizSchommer Not in a romantic relationship, but I say "I love you" to some of my friends platonicly. They were the ones to say it first.

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

Post four of your favorite Pokémon and let people assume things of you

[Jes the Human @jesthehuman]

Post four of your favorite Pokémon and let people assume things of you

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@ShowbizSchommer Brunch isn't a time, it's a mindset

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

Work phone rings. Answers it. Hear a beep then "You've been dropped from the conference call". And it hangs up.

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying A good idea is if you have a build you want to try, before you start ng+, level up weapons you want to try and vist Rannal and respec

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@AshesTrying My vote is getting distracted

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

Has anyone tried ordering deviled eggs at a restaurant when they ask you how you want them done?

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@ShowbizSchommer *cheese curds

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

Just a friendly reminder to check to make sure your voice-mail apps notifications are turned on

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

@ShowbizSchommer Driving 30 mins Christmas day to see my parents

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

I can sing both parts in You and I, but it like someone someone singing in a psych ward

[Fake Beard the Pirate @j12thomson]

For someone who hasn't been in a relationship in 10 years, I sure do have a lot of breakup songs on my Spotify. You could say I'm just prepared.