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my cat's breath smells like cat food

[J @j13aus]

@AlboMP Piss yourself

[Dave Hughes @DHughesy]

This man is ruining Australia. The family of the man who the ATO are chasing for 275 million dollars, have given @AlboMP a one million dollar donation to turn up to their mansion. The ATO will most likely never get the 275 million desperately need dollars but Albo will most likely make sure @australianlabor get the million bucks. He is for the billionaires, not the battlers, he can’t make it any clearer.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Miss Rachel, the viral kids’ content guru, has been revealed to be funding Abdul El-Seyed’s campaign.

Parents should know that their kids are being indoctrinated to be the next Antifa.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Spain's World Cup hero Ferran Torres, who scored the winning goal, celebrates with his teammates parading through the streets of Madrid.

Proudly sporting his Cross and 'Make Spain Great Again' cap 🇪🇸

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

BREAKING 🚨: FBI whistleblower testifies under oath that FBI won’t allow 11,000+ hours of J6 footage to be released b/c it would expose undercover agents committing crimes inside Capitol

Not only was J6 a Fed setup, but now it’s confirmed that FBI is also covering its tracks

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

BREAKING 🚨: RFK recently went on a podcast with Mike Tyson where he explained that the CIA killed his father when he was running for President in 1968

Youtube just deleted this entire interview off its platform

You know what to do now with this clip

[BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻 @realRick_AUS]

Anthony Albanese came out a month ago to tell everyone he wished people could only get their news from “trusted” sources

Well,

It’s just come out that Labor and Anthony Albanese are paying those “trusted” news sources

The corruption of this government is next level

[J @j13aus]

@MarkRuffalo @elonmusk Fuck you’re a fag

[Bender @Bender_Aus]

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO REALLY RUNS THIS COUNTRY?

It’s not who you voted for. I’ve spent months in the official records, AEC returns, the lobbyist register, Senate inquiries, ATO data.

What I found scares the hell out of me.

Start with the money. Every single year for 27 years, a group of companies has funded Labor AND the Coalition at the same time. Never fewer than 24 of them. Last year, 94, the biggest on record. They don’t bet on a winner. They buy both. Add $1 billion in dark money since 1999 that nobody can trace, and five donors supplying a quarter of ALL party funding this century.

Now the names. Andrew Robb signed the China trade deal as minister, then walked into an $880,000 a year job with Landbridge, the Chinese company holding the 99 year lease on Darwin Port.

Christopher Pyne ran Defence, then advised EY on defence.

Julie Bishop ran Foreign Affairs, then joined the board of an aid contractor feeding off her old department.

Both cleared.

Marise Payne, another former foreign minister, now works for a lobbying firm. The Grattan Institute found 1 in 4 ministers end up working for the industries they used to regulate. The rule against it has never once produced a real penalty.

Behind them, a record 707 registered lobbyists and over 2,000 unregistered pass holders roaming Parliament’s private corridors with no record of who they meet. When one senator pushed for an inquiry, Labor and the Liberals teamed up to kill it. The one thing they always agree on.

Then your money. Federal contracts to the big four consultancies grew 1,270% in a decade. PwC charged taxpayers nearly $1 million for a Robodebt report it never delivered, an 8 slide PowerPoint, while leaking our secret tax plans to clients like Google.

KPMG stands accused of billing Defence for work never done, after hiring almost 100 ex Defence staff.

Nobody went to jail for any of it.

And the payback? Over 1,100 companies earning $100 million plus paid ZERO income tax in 2023-24. The ATO published the list itself.

Who tells you about all this?

Four companies control 84% of our newspapers. Only Brazil has a more concentrated media on the planet.

Follow the loop:

●Hidden money funds the parties.

●Ministers retire into the industries they regulated.

●Those industries pay nothing back.

And the megaphone deciding what you hear is owned by a handful of boardrooms.

You’ve thrown the government out four times since 1998. Not one part of that loop was interrupted for a single year.

Labor and Liberal aren’t driving the car. They’re taking turns holding the wheel while someone else owns the road.

None of it is illegal. That’s the problem.

Sources:
- AEC Transparency Register 1998–2025; Register of Lobbyists 2026; Senate ministerial standards inquiry; Grattan Institute; Centre for Public Integrity; Senate consulting inquiry; ATO Corporate Tax Transparency Report 2023-24; Global Media & Internet Concentration Project. #auspol #ItsAllCorrupt

[Sovereign Citizen @Wkchfltbgvehj]

4 YEARS OLD. Hang him and be done with it.

[David Dimovski @DavidDim_ocracy]

As long as the billionaire isnt Gina Rinehart, its totally fine apparently

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

Aussie news just dropped shocking figures on exploding cancer rates in young people

Ovarian cancer up 30%
Breast cancer up 50%
Bowel cancer up 71%
Prostate, pancreatic, and liver cancers also surging.

They’ll blame everything except the obvious. Wake up.

[Edu✨ @EduMock]

THIS is how all 30th Celebration exclusive illustrations should look.

Just move the stamp to the bottom 🤷🏻‍♂️

[J @j13aus]

@zarahsultana Fuck up

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

This sensor detected a Croatian player touching a ball that no camera on Earth saw him touch: GOAL DISALLOWED.

The same sensor felt nothing when the ball visibly smashed into a camera cable and handed England a goal.

It detects hairs but not steel cables.
Impressive technology.

[sea @neverlie]

@fifamedia Yeah, you want me to believe it could sense a hair?

[Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺 @PaulineHansonOz]

Media statement: Australian uranium good enough for India but not us

Labor’s energy hypocrisy has ramped up this week in a new deal between Australia and India, allowing greater exports of uranium to support growth of nuclear energy on the sub-continent while forbidding the proven, emissions-free technology at home.

One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson said that while Australia’s energy security was going backwards under Labor’s reckless pursuit of net zero by 2050 solely with renewables, India planned to produce 100 gigawatts of nuclear energy by 2047.

“India plans to produce three or four times Australia’s entire electricity output from nuclear technology alone, splitting Australian uranium atoms to achieve this goal,” Senator Hanson said.

“Labor’s energy hypocrisy knows no bounds. They ban nuclear energy in Australia but happily export uranium for this purpose overseas.

“They are shutting down our coal power plants while exporting it to other countries. We’re facing gas shortages and Labor is banning gas appliances, yet we export huge amounts of it.

“In the meantime, Labor is destroying rainforests and native habitats in Queensland – and invading farms in Victoria – to build giant wind turbines and thousands of kilometres of new transmissions lines.”

Senator Hanson said One Nation would lift the ban on nuclear energy in Australia and build a 1400MW advanced pressurised water nuclear reactor in New South Wales.

“It makes no sense for Australia, with more than a quarter of the planet’s proven uranium reserves, to ban uranium mining in three states and ban nuclear energy altogether,” she said.

“We’re even supposed to be buying nuclear-powered submarines, but we can’t have nuclear-powered cities, towns and critical industries.

“Our demands for reliable, affordable baseload energy are only going to increase. Renewables cannot possibly meet this demand. Nuclear power is used safely at more than 450 sites in 28 countries, and more reactors are being built around the world as we speak.

“We cannot afford to be nuclear hypocrites any longer.”

[J @j13aus]

@DavidDim_ocracy Buying votes

[J @j13aus]

@AlboMP @narendramodi Weak gutted dog! Fuck you - Have some respect for Australians

[J @j13aus]

This fucking putrid cunt is selling our resources and not letting Aussies use them. We should have the cheapest energy in the world. But no - This dirt bag gives our uranium away and condemns and discussion about Australia utilising clean nuclear energy. Vote this cunt out.

[Australian Government @ausgov]

Prime Minister of the Republic of India, The Honourable Shri Narendra Modi, has concluded his visit to Australia.