Jean-Paul Iles

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, lover of cats, inventor.

[Jean-Paul Iles @j1pper]

@BBCR1 Cue massive influx to @BBCRadio2

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Hey @C4Sport aren't you supposed to be showing the qualifying and race highlights? Where is the Quali highlights for Singapore? Nothing available online!

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Hey @MarshfieldIces - Love your work, definitely the best. Genuine question tho - why does no one make Blueberry flavour? It would be AMAZING!

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Back when it was raining. Pretty much abandoned. And no, that bloke wasn't anything to do with the vavn. @parklikeamoron @Parklikeatwatuk @ParklikeaAhole

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@Tesco Your bread made me feel like it looks. Think there's something wrong with your dough....

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Hey @TFTuned - I don't suppose you have a box of really old bits at the back of the shop? I'm looking for some Hydracoil adjusters for a 2000 Judy. Cheers!

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@FirstBSA Hey First - Disgraceful behaviour from your driver of the 75 bus that just left the B7 stop in Haymarket because a mother onboard was taking a while to put her pushchair down to let a wheelchair user on. Left everyone at the stop including the w/c user. Swearing too.

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@Chillysbottles #Disappointed So looking forward to my series 2 Cup but the fit of the head to the body is rubbish! Gap on one side, undercut on the other. Everything else about looks awesome but it's totally ruined by the feel "in hand" caused by this.

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@EufyOfficial Please tell me there's a way to turn off the beeps on your robovacs? Ours runs at night to avoid the kids. It ALWAYS wakes me up when it inevitably get stuck on the one thing we didn't pick up.

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@VMO2News Progress at the expense of existing customers - fantastic, well done VM. Been waiting for some tech support for over an hour now - your "online help" is a joke.

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@CostaCoffee Can't log in to the app. What a surprise. You're great at this kind of mess @CostaCoffee

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Ahh the joys of #ASDA "click and wait in the carpark for an hour"

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@virginmedia Connect app wasn't accepting any button press inputs. Couldn't swipe or tap away from the home page.

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@virginmedia Your Connect app is shafted btw. Not accepting any inputs other than the settings button. Yet again it's a big fat fail!

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@WanderlustJoolz @_Embo @Yardee23 The couch remembers you @Yardee23 🤣

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@konaworld Don't suppose you could help a diehard fan out? I want to restore my 1995 (owned from new) Lava Dome to like new. The paints a bit tatty. Any chance you could tell me what it is so I can get a respray?

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@BontCycling My lovely new Riot+ shoes aren't fitting my arches correctly yet. I've had them in the oven at 60 for 25mins and can't mold them at all. Am I going wrong somewhere? Pls help, I really want to get them on and go biking!

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@dpd_support No attempted delivery today despite what your driver said. It was over a lunchtime so I guess he was a bit hungry? How is this a delivery card?

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Hey @ikea I need to get hold of some bolts / screws for my rather old Ikea malm glass topped desk now I'm having to work from home. Is there any way you can help me work out what I need?

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@asda 45minutes to pick up a click and collect order kind of defeats the point really, don't you think?