Moirai

We Moirais believe following the trends of the universe will grant us luck and therefore financial gains. Believe in Moirai, follow the trends, and be fortunate

[Moirai @j28067]

@ArmandDoma Tariff on China->Taiwan invasion->Malacca blockage->China arm sales to Russia for oil->poland blitzkrieg->our arm sales to EU->collect fee from Japan/Korea->pay off national debt.

Turns out our missile chips is made in China, so tariff paused until further notice.

[Moirai @j28067]

@SpencerHakimian If we push China to sell Russia drones to invade Poland, we can regain those investments in a day.

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@StealthQE4 If things dont work out in the next several weeks, I anticipate another Normandy invasion to bring the investors back.

We will still be fighting Germans, but they may be Muslims, so we need to tread carefully to avoid discrimination accuses.

[Moirai @j28067]

@The_Real_Fly By enticing the greedy far-left Wall Street to focus on meaningless capital gain, our Main Street can focus on our historical mission - making our textile industry great again!

[Moirai @j28067]

@CGasparino It is not surprising to see normal people fails to comprehend the wisdom of our great leader Kim (… crossout …) greater leader Trump, but it may one day dawn on us, which will be the moment when we will be saved.

[Moirai @j28067]

@TicTocTick If you want to be invited to the White House press release, you have to write this way:

“Over merely 7 days, we have strategically adjusted consumer confidence, which is poised to reap the highest % increase in the coming months, if it were to revert to the previous level.”

[Moirai @j28067]

@nickgerli1 Oh those poor guys holding ARMS…

[Moirai @j28067]

@brett_eth We have successfully fooled our enemies into thinking we are fools. Now let me tell you the big picture … there is no spoon

[Moirai @j28067]

@MarkJCarney This is not what you need. You need Gatling for your citizen, or your next tax payment will be in USD

[Moirai @j28067]

@Noahpinion Yep and invade Canada. If I were Canadian PM, I will swiftly pass a firearm act allowing citizens to buy Gatling

[Moirai @j28067]

@PawlowskiMario I plan to buy puts on regional banks again

[Moirai @j28067]

@CGasparino There is no way we can beat china’s business astuteness. TEMU IS SELLING TRUMP MEDALLION FOR $3.80 SHIPPED!

https://t.co/guVwN5Q5IT

[Moirai @j28067]

@StealthQE4 Well, if you have $7 trillion cash, we can talk.

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@SpecialSitsNews “It is all planned. We successfully fooled everyone into thinking that we are fool.”

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@MichaelMOTTCM “If you don’t print today, there are enough people waiting for this printer job.”

[Moirai @j28067]

@SpencerHakimian “You will never be invited to play in my press conference.”

[Moirai @j28067]

@scottmelker I pre-bought FreeCz

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@JesseCohenInv https://t.co/dALOjrqmqD

[Moirai @j28067]

@DeItaone After you buy in, someone will sweep put options and threaten to delist China stocks, confiscate China citizen’s asset in U.S, detain China students, take back farmland bought by China, kick China out of SWIFT, block Malacca Strait, leaving you crying until your eyes bleed.

[Moirai @j28067]

@unusual_whales As I said, if treasury rates keep going up on Monday, Powell will be removed one way or another to facilitate deep rate cut. If that doesn’t work, the only option left is to invade Canada.

[Moirai @j28067]

@SpencerHakimian “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
(Art of War, Chapter I: Laying Plans)

We constantly underestimate our president’s wisdom, but we will be smart enough one day until it dawns on us.