John Kelly

Always wished I was a TV writer.... Instead, I did retail for 17 years!

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

I know Michelle Visage is out there celebrating right now

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

THIS YOU? STUPID BITCH!!

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Had a dream last night that I was wrongfully accused of stealing and fired from Best Buy last night. Annoyed at how long it took me to realize I hadn't worked there in nearly 4 years

[Tracie Thoms @traciethoms]

Yes.

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

My personal ballot had Brutalist as my best guess for several categories and I really wanted to vote for Anora, and I'm so happy to see all the wins it took instead! #Oscars

[Katya @katya_zamo]

you will always be my Best Actress @justdemi @TryTheSubstance

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Sad for Demi but so happy for Mikey! And another thank you to the sex worker community! #Oscars

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Omg Adrien shut the fuck up

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Ok, I get that she was never in Oscar caliber film, but Michelle Trachtenberg really could've been included in the In Memoriam. Harriet the Spy! Eurotrip! #Oscars

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Miley wanted to throw hands when they wouldn't let the last sounds guy speak #Oscars

[Katya @katya_zamo]

These are godless times

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

Halle Berry has the best face of all time

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Kudos to this girl, but by having her performing Adele is unfair to anyone

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Probably the first time sex workers were thanked in an #Oscars  speech and I'm here for it!

[Tracie Thoms @traciethoms]

YESSS!!! Paul costumed my Broadway Debut “Drowning Crow!” I’m BEYOND THRILLED FOR THIS GENIUS!!!!

[Katya @katya_zamo]

No disrespect, but the costume design for conclave — Mary they already exist. They could have just rented the Vatican store room.

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Is Nick Offerman narrating the #oscars this year? Sounds like him...

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Gonna try to post on bluesky more tonight, but I don't see a lot of reactions on there cause I know like nobody on there so I guess I'll be popping up here too!

[John Kelly @j3cubed]

Not like I use this much, but if I have to, guess I'll be doing it over here...