Jeffrey Ryan

meh.

[Remnants of the Past @remnantsofpast]

Shelley Duvall and Sissy Spacek during the filming of 3 Women, 1977

[Ybg Dong @femboxd]

No one was doing it like her

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

I’m miserable because I never got to try the Panera lemonade that killed people

[culture @notgwendalupe]

29 years ago, Cameron Diaz dragged tf out of Julia Roberts for almost stealing her fiancé in 'My Best Friend's Wedding'

[laurence 💀 @uncletwirl]

you can't take a picture of this. it's already gone.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[$PENCER @spenceh8acc]

Addison Rae could smoke directly on to a baby and I wouldn’t gaf

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

30 Rock is the greatest show ever specifically because of the Rural Juror and it’s sequel Urban Fervor written by John Grisham’s brother Kevin Grisham who used to work at a recycling plant before writing novels.

[Viola Davis IS MOTHER💅🏾↕️ @titussottertwin]

This is why I pay for internet every month.

[didyoujustsaywig @2002scoobydoo]

Alex Consani is currently trapped in the Backrooms

[sDub @seancdub]

ascended out of my body upon hearing judy and barbara at this moment

[Jeffrey Ryan @j3ffryan]

nothing could have prepared me for zendaya’s confession in The Drama. my jaw literally hit the floor.

[starr ᢉ𐭩 @coolguy_swag]

me when I’m about to get fucked

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

One thing that a lot of people don't realize about bullying is that usually the "victims" are weird, or ugly

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[Jeffrey Ryan @j3ffryan]

through my head and back.

[Jeffrey Ryan @j3ffryan]

the fact that anyone who starts a tweet with “the fact that” is about to say the dumbest shit you’ve ever read in your entire life