30 Rock is the greatest show ever specifically because of the Rural Juror and it’s sequel Urban Fervor written by John Grisham’s brother Kevin Grisham who used to work at a recycling plant before writing novels.
At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?