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trying to be nice here

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@MrBurnsLovesYou That looks yummy

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Asking my lesbian work wife why she cant be normal so we can fall in love

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I cant stress enough how much a woman having a bubbly personality can carry them, just got one of the worst haircuts in my entire life, looks NOTHING like what I wanted and I just shrugged my shoulders and moved on. If it was a guy who gave me this cut I would’ve spazzed.

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@acleansingflame Unironically gives you some of the most insane pumps (in the gym)

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if you just lost weight you wouldnt have to hide face behind it, I grow out my beard during bulks for a reason.

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He is right for the most part about beards being a cope (short and tight to make your jawline look better) but doing all that is retarded

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Clavicular reveals he’s getting laser beard hair removal and said that beards are just “cope” 🤔

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Starting a hair metal band with my balding friends

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Getting the pack of #yumyums shipped straight to my front porch

[マサキタケオ @takeo1945]

久々に髪を短くしたのでCODWAWで最初に出てくる日本兵の将校になっています

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https://t.co/OesKwsSg0v

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My lesbian work wife has grown very distant as of late, i’m starting to become concerned.

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All my lifts are back to where they were peak bulk. Thank u cjc

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I need to ride some roller coasters

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There will never be another game as good as doom eternal

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@virgilthebig This shit tastes like garbage man

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I’m tired of only seeing fat and unattractive people

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going to the gym