J3llyB

Maid of Kent. Wife. Sister. Daughter. Paralegal. Translator. Pole dancer. Lover of animals, sports and the power of the Universe.

[J3llyB @J3llyB]

@TingyS @itsallbollocks Bwahahahahaha @ rug burns on forehead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The inside of your cheek is the same type of tissue and texture as a vagina.

[J3llyB @J3llyB]

@aguilarmahon Prueba Gratix

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

According to a new study of Australians, people of lower intelligence are more homophobic.

[🎶тнє fяєqυєиcу ιѕ υивαℓαиcє∂🎶 @radio_martin]

Day 5 without chocolate: Lost hearing in my right eye.

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (1st February 1985). Wise words of wisdom from Kitty (Patricia Routledge).

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

According to a 15-year study, wearing bras can accelerate breast sagging as they prevent supportive muscle from growing. According to Dr Jean-Denis Rouillon: ‘Medically, physiologically, anatomically, the breast does not benefit from being deprived of gravity.’

[The World Of Funny @TheWorldOfFunny]

Dog 1 Human 0 https://t.co/zkNPo1PF2d

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

Perhaps the EU's moment of madness was extraordinary because it was extraordinary. We expect better from them. The UK, however, in any given week, will deny the status of their ambassador, prepare 4 Navy gunboats to "protect fish" or announce plans to break international law....

[J3llyB @J3llyB]

@Mark04751277 Everyone talking about Y2K and whether all the computer systems would crash

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Biscuit rule #1

When opening a packet, any broken biscuits must be consumed immediately.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Still incomprehensible but this is what we did to ourselves

[Enfermera Saturada 🫀 @EnfrmraSaturada]

La fatiga pandémica puede parecer una tontería, un nuevo término. Pero es muy real, y creo que nos está afectando a muchos en mayor o menor medida. Casi un año en permanente alerta frente a algo que no vemos y que puede tener cualquiera, pasa factura a nivel físico y psicológico.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

Neck kisses from behind are hot, but the guy in front of me at the ATM didn't seem to think so.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Accidentally called Alexa "Siri" and now the thermostat is set to 90 degrees and I can't unlock my doors or windows.

[Jon Harvey @jondharvey]

The Jacob Rees-Mogg Wellerman Shanty.

[ciaran the euro courier 🇪🇺🇮🇪 @vanmaneuro]

These are the scenes at Ashford today.

1) Wait 2.5 hours on the M20 to enter Ashford
2) Driver lines up outside in the cold for 1.5 hours
3) Driver waits 1-2 hours for documents
No red tape remember ( from volt )

[J3llyB @J3llyB]

@manwhohasitall What does his wife think about him working in a mainly female environnent? Does he choose his clothes carefully in order to not distract the firewomen from their tasks?

[Gloria Ortiz Miluy @GloOrtizMiluy]

Soy enfermera, vivo en zona centro de Madrid. Si alguna persona necesita algo urgente, que pueda ser atendido en casa, le ayudo encantada.
Intentemos no colapsar las urgencias. Son días difíciles.