Will you just shut up, man?

Capricorn. Carbovore. Chronic sufferer of existential malaise. Occasional writer of short weird fiction.

he/him

[Will you just shut up, man? @j3tz3n]

Hang in there everyone. Soon a great comet will smash into the earth and end our suffering, as was foretold.

[R🔅x 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 (Sun Cult Priestess) 🌹🖕🧊 @Staroxvia]

>stephen king won't buy your service
>try negotiating him down to $8
>he still won't buy it
>buy it for him

art of the deal

[Will you just shut up, man? @j3tz3n]

They made a whole awesome movie about it, so we can finally find out the answer to the age-old riddle: How much coke would a coke bear bear if a coke bear could bear coke?? #CocaineBear @ElizabethBanks

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

On this day three years ago, I couldn’t go to the grocery store without passing two refrigerated vans full of dead bodies outside the hospital. So yeah.

[Will you just shut up, man? @j3tz3n]

@PemSussexME @RBReich San Diego did. F#ck Spanos and the Chargers, hope they're enjoying sharing a stadium in L.A.

[Will you just shut up, man? @j3tz3n]

Just dropped in to say things like #ElonJet, #Mastodon and #StreisandEffect. Otherwise I won't be around here as much anymore, for reasons.

https://t.co/SllWU0Urte

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

No, The FBI Is NOT ‘Paying Twitter To Censor’

https://t.co/OTtJIKX0En

[Reid Parker @ReidParker_]

My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings.
Pay teachers more

[David Frum @davidfrum]

A crazy thing about the clumsy lie that Musk banned journalists for "doxxing":

It's been credibly reported that one of Musk's plans to jazz Twitter ad revenue is to require all users to share their real-time locations with Twitter advertisers. Privacy for him, not for you.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

THREAD: This is simple. We had INTERCEPTED COMMUNICATIONS showing Rudy was THE TARGET of RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION about HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP. That’s why PRIVATE social media companies CHOSE not to spread it. 1/

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Paul Whelan was arrested & jailed in Russia in December, 2018. The single best excuse I got today from a Trump supporter for why Trump didn’t bring Whelan home: “Trump wasn’t President in 2018.”

I kid you not. You just can’t top that.

[WinningerR @WinningerR]

@whstancil @KevinMKruse Twitter publicly disclosed everything in Bari's "scoop" four years ago. https://t.co/5eHEehPInf

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

Trump University shut down after settling a $25M fraud lawsuit.

The Trump Foundation was shut down after a “pattern of illegality.”

Now, the Trump Organization is found guilty of fraud.

Donald Trump is, and has always been, a massive fraud. A con man of historic proportions.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Elon Musk’s Boring Co. has dazzled cities with its pledges to solve traffic problems with tunnels, only to later back out https://t.co/XPVgTWdtWx

[Will you just shut up, man? @j3tz3n]

The treehuggers knew all along.
https://t.co/F3LS83mrMW

[Will you just shut up, man? @j3tz3n]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡
This shit is a non-stop 24/7 clown show. But, sad clown, not funny clown. 😭

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell just announced he is running against Ronna Romney McDaniel for chair of the Republican Party.

And Trump has already endorsed him. Get your popcorn ready.

[Will you just shut up, man? @j3tz3n]

Fuck Guns.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

This you?

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

I really really hate how inevitable today feels

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

.@laurenboebert: These incidents of ‘lawless violence’ against gay and trans individuals are the predictable result of your party’s constant attacks on the LGBT community. You call us “groomers” and “pedophiles,” pass laws to codify discrimination against us; and mock us daily.