derp van dyke

that’s too much, man!

[minerva catter @mincatter]

nathan: do you understand why this is funny?

elizabeth holmes: i dont know... updog is a funny word?

nathan: yes, but it sounds like your saying "what's up dog." like a greeting

billy: this interview is over

[derp van dyke @j3wcydiva]

Disbanded in 2000 after a pledge died in a hazing incident. Biggest sentence was 5 years probation and 100 hours community service. Fuck these guys

[Sport & State @SportNState]

Sport & State got an inside look at one of Alabama’s top fraternities during game day 🐘

[evie 🧡🖤✨ @eviedead2]

i can’t stop laughing at this sopranos promotional clip my friend sent me

[catty af @catsofgotham]

been trying to be normal

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says he will issue a $5,000 "dividend" to every adult citizen in the US if the Republicans win the midterm elections.

There are currently ~245 million US citizens age 18+, meaning this dividend would cost ~$1.2 trillion.

This would mark the biggest economic stimulus payment since the pandemic.

[A24 @A24]

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.

[derp van dyke @j3wcydiva]

Where the fuck else would I cry out of?? My butt?? That’s poop.

[alexi 🇸🇪☭🚩📕 @maoreidong]

im fucking good bro 😭

[uuygrtryukjhjhcrt ybjhvhbn @munin339_munin]

@asianfissureman

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yu @sydcarmyu]

the pig scene is a historic moment in cinema and i don't think anyone will ever do something like that again in our lifetime without relying on cgi or ai

[derp van dyke @j3wcydiva]

In Yellowstone does He ever fuck the horse

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Christ as the Man of Sorrows, by The Master of Sankt Kathrein, 1475, 📸 by Boris Streubel

[derp van dyke @j3wcydiva]

@tyleraloevera You’re such a fucking phony weenie ass loser peddling racist slop for a bunch of teenagers. Fuck you man

[derp van dyke @j3wcydiva]

@tyleraloevera You need to be castrated oh my god

[Netflix Anime @NetflixAnime]

Welcome to a world that is as cute as it is terrifying. From MAPPA, JIMOTO SAIKO! (Working Title) is coming soon to Netflix.