Jardy

I hate PE teachers

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@dylaanbell @KasabianHQ @dj_dicanio67 fancy it?

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@ionahammond If he was a 5 though you would call him a creep

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@aidenmcburnie @HamishParkes Excuse me I meant coca cola because they use cane sugar instead of corn syrup over there :)

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“Danny jones likes this” hahahahahahaha

[Jess Fuchs @JessRFuchs]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever cleaned your apartment because you think you're going to have sex with someone but you go home alone and have a clean apartment and moisturised legs

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@dj_dicanio67 Surely can't expect me to stay seated at Calvin Harris (or Adam as I call him), I would just want to rave 🕺

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@brandonharknss Sounds like someones da spends all their life savings in Flannels

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@AllyCrosbie No way 🤣🇬🇧

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@EthanKerr98 1 pint

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@evchristie0 Allow it bro

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Yer da smokes geek bars

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@joshgil42683925 @paulcravens Lets be honest who would listen to a teacher going on about mortgages haha pure gonk stuff

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@spfl @Chlojomofo @AnnanAthleticFC @cinchuk Can he do it on a rainy night in Stoke though?

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@PhantomPower14 She was trying to catch him out

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

If I was Rishi Sunak – married to a woman wealthier than the queen – I would probably enjoy a life of pure leisure. Instead, he's chosen to spend his life harming people far less fortunate than himself. What sort of person does that?

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@mod_russia You wouldny shoot that at Locharbriggs though would ee shitebag

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@Amb_Ulyanov State of you

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Guilty mun hahaha never buying them again after seeing this fs

[milly @_md_x_x]

Who’s buying those boiled eggs as their snack in Tesco meal deals. Please own up, we need a chat

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@benclem8 Should have left this in the drafts

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Putin is so cancelled