tap water connoisseur

horseshoe tips. venn diagram champion. certified, professional, and licensed snoopy hater. failed drake parker impersonator

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

seeing the tinder transition from the feral slampigs of the appalachians to the delicate bunnies of suburban southeastern PA when i come home for the weekend

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

@CircleBrigade did u see the vid of the obsession girl without her bra

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

https://t.co/eFa8ZUu0c8

no but seriously why is the dialogue so good in this scene

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

theres something about the opening to Stripes that really speaks to me as a perennial loser. i dont even care for the movie but Bill Murray being bad at his job and his gf dumping him is the best. so real.

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

the rest of the movie is just vietnam ghostbusters, except for the scene where they pretend to be gay. thats hilarious

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

at work but nothing to do so im going to silently beg God to make her change her mind for the next 8 hours

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

going back to the dating apps

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

but i certainly tried so at least we dont have a repeat of the 2021-22 incident and that does make me feel a little better

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

i cant possibly get this lucky again or try any harder than i did and it still wasnt enough so i guess im just going to have a fat wife that i'll resent

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

spiderland is still #1 all time bc brian mcmahon could sing rolling in the deep or rumour has it but adele could never sing good morning captain, nor breadcrumb trail, maybe washer

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

dont shoot the messenger but im here to tell u that 21 by adele is the best album of the century

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

@palevvar im gonna try to watch holes with shia lebouf sometime soon

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

the prime minister of Israel

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

@palevvar evil

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

@CrimsonInvictus @goobfromyoutube @JoeLongBalls i dont believe that u like movies

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

@Clavicular0 we should hang out and watch the phillies and rip cart together

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

@CrimsonInvictus @goobfromyoutube @JoeLongBalls if u think deniro and pacino suck then i really cant help u but its a good movie. plot isnt the greatest but the execution is near perfecion

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Happy Father’s Day

[tap water connoisseur @j4cint0_]

@PanRybeusz @obscenecharade @MITSKlSUS youre outta ur fucking gourd dude