parker 🏴‍☠️

the society of friends? i don’t have any friends - bm bway black sails disco elysium whateverrr

[parker 🏴‍☠️ @j4ckrackham]

@entitynaim wait what is naim regretting here?

[parker 🏴‍☠️ @j4ckrackham]

@rackupthefears ooh what is htn

[Moon 🌸 @Moon_Catcher64]

Yall wanna talk about Best Revival awards that were robbed at the Tony's so bad alr let's talk about Falsettos 2016

[chrispy @ThatChristian12]

If I see anyone hating on this it’s an instant red flag I’m blocking you

[parker 🏴‍☠️ @j4ckrackham]

hey i have a close personal friend who did the same thing

[GL @gldivittorio]

I knew a Frederick that went by Erick which was fine but once met a Neil that turned out to be a Nathaniel and that's where I draw the line

[gaymitch abernathdyke 🇵🇸🇺🇦 SOTR SPOILERS! @ButchHades]

I might get mass unfollowed for this but i find it extremely disrespectful when ppl dont stand for the national anthem. personally i get goosebumps every time i hear “there’s a war going on out there somewhere and Andrey isn’t here”

[Sam @dev0tionals]

When I was pre op my big giant tits made me ravenously suicidal and I would never ever want myself to be depicted with them. Curious

[madi 🦷 @fujozanov]

you do not have to “come out” in order to openly live your life as a queer person. i have never formally come out but i don’t hide it. if you can’t tell i’m gay that’s not my problem.

[parker 🏴‍☠️ @j4ckrackham]

reheating xanatos’s nachos

[⬅️deuce @legendofhei]

i would choose quigon jinn just so i can fall to the dark side and ruin his life even more so bad he kills himself

[parker 🏴‍☠️ @j4ckrackham]

la times crossword author must have watched mash this week

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Title rightfully implies that JJ Abrams is Satan

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Old enough to remember when there were unsalted caramel options

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

the craziest thing about being a kid is that u can go through the most traumatic night of ur life and you’ll just have to go to school the next day

[parker 🏴‍☠️ @j4ckrackham]

NOT TODAY BUT MAYBE TOMORROW oh my god ai could never

[riverdeep podcast @riverdeeppod]

riverdale high's ripoff production of RENT titled LEASE with the tagline "lease is the word" 😭 much to think about.

[LikeTheStatue @k8bushofficial]

the standup whose main bit is “isn’t it so funny how gay i act” is actually a huge misogynist?! lol

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just saw someone say Pedro pascal is a Zionist because the guy he is allegedly in a relationship with follows an Instagram account that calls themselves a Zionist and I feel like we are losing the plot a little

[eve @csiirac]

if you are tansgender you have to buy green jacket

[dreaburger @hjmejoshi]

WHOEVER HACKED CANVAS PLS CHANGE ALL MY GRADES TO 100s IDC U CAN HAVE MY INFO 😭🥹

[adam patla @apat10]

oh now yall promote the show