jam

tender and wild

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Gonna quit my job and watch below deck all day

[jam @j4mien]

me 6 years ago vs me today

[jam @j4mien]

the only thing i remember from college was when our advisor told us "you are all smart enough and should have been comp sci majors" the day before graduation

[jam @j4mien]

i want everyone to know that i mean every exclamation point i write

[jam @j4mien]

i'm annoyed because i liked @NoahKahan before stick season BUT NOW I CANT GET TICKETS

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do you want to be for Halloween” i want to be lobotomized

[jam @j4mien]

i just discovered i'm 27 still

[jam @j4mien]

how fun is it to be 28 and your back hurts cause it's raining

[jam @j4mien]

i miss living near my friends

[jam @j4mien]

im getting towards box dying my hair black again

[jam @j4mien]

unfortunately i was built for the outdoors because i don't get bug bites

[jam @j4mien]

i would like to be on a boat

[jam @j4mien]

how do i get my one neighbor to stop smoking cigarettes outside my front door and my other neighbor to stop getting in drunk fights with her husband

[jam @j4mien]

i said this at work the other day and they definitely thought it was my own joke

[jam @j4mien]

they just offered me a job im not qualified for after ghosting me for 6 months hah

[jam @j4mien]

manifesting getting the job i just applied for

[jam @j4mien]

they gave it to a less qualified ✨man✨

[jam @j4mien]

my grandpa told me to whisper to my orchid and tell it it's doing a good job and now it's suddenly blooming

[jam @j4mien]

i have to hide the deli ham from austin otherwise he'll eat the whole pound in one sitting

[jam @j4mien]

update i paid for tufts insurance and delt dental and it just disappeared????

[jam @j4mien]

why does enrolling in health insurance feel like a secret?? they give you the bare minimum amount of information

[jam @j4mien]

have you ever built up a really good program and then someone was like yeah a man could do that better??