javi

🇺🇸🇳🇮🇲🇽 ya either see it, or ya don’t

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

There’s absolutely nothing more pleasing than watching yourself do the things you said you’d do. I really value honoring the promises I’ve made to myself.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[nat @WaitingInExile]

every time you wear earplugs at a show an angel gets their wings.

seriously wear earplugs if you value literally anything in your life i do not care if you think they sound bad just get good ones and keep them on your keys for fucks sake

[queensnipee @dablackbarbb]

people say fuck you in so many ways just gotta pay attention.

[Jǔrgen Flöpp©️🇲🇽 @JurgensF_MX]

As the World Cup starts tomorrow, I just wanna take a moment and thank God for allowing me to make it thru 4 more years and being able to watch another World Cup. 🇲🇽🙏🏻

[Agent Cooper @BlackLodgeAgent]

The Sopranos was great because the back half of the last season basically showed what the next 20 years of America was going to be like, and preserved it in amber.

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[pedro @pedrot420]

This Mexican girl at the beach just said “you really ate all the fucking dinamitas?”

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey so just a heads up this is a “stand your ground” wizard tower. we don’t call no city guard here and i will not hesitate to blow your shit smoove off

[cav empty @cavempty_]

meet me at the refreshment center

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔 @wyadesire]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

I miss telling her to calm down

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Maybe I can use my evil for good

[✷ian @venusianian]

once in a blue moon oh you mean TODAY!?

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious