the woker

i love bad bad that my that my problem

[rikki ´ཀ` @folieagyu]

how i feel trying not to tell everyone who’s pissing me off to kill themselves

[the woker @j4yw0p]

why am i watching gas fly through my car

[Danny @SMOOCHONTHELIPS]

My friend is expecting a baby and the nurse said during the ultrasound that the baby was currently the size of Spongebob. Since when is Spongebob a standard unit of measurement

[the woker @j4yw0p]

i had to refresh my hair every day this week gel truthers are LIARS

[the woker @j4yw0p]

pls don’t tell me gel cast makes my hair look better throughout the week n i have to refresh it less i don’t want to hear that i hate the cast i hate it i hate it i hate it i ha

[the woker @j4yw0p]

caillou she was watching anything 😭

[tino @tiinoRB]

the way how megan was pioneering film twitter while slayyyter was pledging her allegiance to the kkk

[the woker @j4yw0p]

eyebrows are killer on alex consani

[the woker @j4yw0p]

watched resident evil that movie stressed me the hell out but also there were some scenes where he had a striking resemblance to shane dawson that i could not ignore

[the woker @j4yw0p]

I FOUND IT FUUUUUCK

[WONTONSOU🅿️2 @wonton_soup2]

I downloaded #FF7Rebirth Demo just to make this 😂🔥

[the woker @j4yw0p]

daddy watch me twirl

[the woker @j4yw0p]

working w kids is so fun i be lying so hard to them. yes of course olivia rodrigo is my cousin on my wasian side

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

I laid down with a MAN. I laid down with the DEVIL. And he has ROOTS in me. ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME

[miss zee hatake @Zeehatakee]

black people when they put too much lotion on their hands and need someone to take the rest

[the woker @j4yw0p]

what is it with having a boyfriend that makes pmdd harder to manage

[Kali @102YLA]

I can make anything about SpongeBob

[the woker @j4yw0p]

do not format your resume on your phone hahahahahaimgonnajumphahah

[Andrew @Dub__A]

When you want to be a good houseguest and do the dishes after dinner but your hosts have a fucked up sponge/dish-wand/sink situation<<<

[the woker @j4yw0p]

my hairs getting curlier n curlier as i get older but that damned hair in the very back of my head is still completely bone straight no matter what i do

[clau☃️ @slaydawongg]

Me and oomf outside the club trying to find our uber because we have no idea how a toyota corolla looks like

[the woker @j4yw0p]

havent been off outside my scheduled days in so long im chudding it up playing pokémon on roblox rn