Jay Exotic

One part cohost of @FamWBenefits one part atheist asshole. Here for the wits, and tits.

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When you start watching #Nashville with the wife cause you see @CharlesEsten and you know him as Chip from Whose Line...

Fucking blown away by how talented he is. I never would have known!

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Thought we had an eclipse but i guess it was just #JesseWilliams taking his shorts off.

Some guys just get to have it all.

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Got tickets to see @TheStephenLynch at The Crystal Ballroom and I'm fucking stoked.

I wonder if he'll play the almighty malachi if I yell really loudly about "that fucking bowling song!" 🤔🤣

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Was lucky enough to see him live! Hilarious, disgusting and super nice.

May your voice live on to torture generations to come. #RIPGilbert

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#RIPScottHall one of the coolest dudes I've met.

Ay yo.

Heard work pays off
Dreams come true
Bad times don't last,
But bad guys do

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I grew up listening to @Eminem and have always been a Stan... but I will never forgive him for doing MGK so much harm that he ruined Numb AND Misery Business with those shitty tone deaf covers.

You asshole, my ears are bleeding.

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Just started #Reacher and damn @alanritchson is fantastic.

Super cool guy if you ever get a chance to meet him. Talked to him @ricomiccon this last year for awhile.

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My super villain origin story starts with me shoveling snow.

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Out of all the celebs I've met... @MatthewLillard was one of the coolest! Happy birthday Shaggy!

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Almost finished #Shameless and what is @stevehowey doing now? I'll watch whatever that dudes in. Gimme some more Kevin Ball and Stan Helsing, thanks.

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I'm not optimistic about 2022... unless @DevonESawa announces Idle Hands 2.

Been waiting for this for 22 years, how long you gonna make me wait? Give the people what they want dammit

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I always imagined the end of the world as a group of zombie hordes kills us all... but one stands above us all. She's gone before my vision can be true.

#ripbettywhite

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#MerryChristmas and #HappyHolidays from the Family with Benefits team!

We have REAL BIG things coming, I swear. Live events, real content. 2022 gonna be our bitch.

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Look at your partner the way @RealSkeetUlrich looks at me.

🤣🤣 @ricomiccon

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The universe keeps me broke because it knows damn well I'd just buy drugs if I had the money.

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@TheRock and @VancityReynolds being amazing in #RedNotice not surprising but @GalGadot as a villain even better! Loved it.

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"Would you take a hand job for 500$ from a guy?"

Me: Yes, of course.

"Whats the lowest you'd go?"

Probably free. A guy gonna be jerking me off anyways (shows my own hand.)

That's right, homophobes get over it.

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If you fuck a girl from New England she yells her dunkin donuts coffer order if you make her cum.

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By the way guys...

@famwbenefits is almost at 200 followers!

Only a few away from a million.

Come join us on our journey! We'll be posting a new episode soon, I promise! Comic Con was too good!

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I don't know what happened to #KimRhodes Twitter, I thought she had one!?

We here at Fam with Benefits are huge #Supernatural fans (especially me) and Kim was amazing! Such a wonderful human being. Love Sheriff Mills!