English Teachers! Said it before and will say it again - you will not find a better writer of similes right now than @barneyronay . Description of Man City and Pep Guardiola is both hilarious and perfect. If your students can make similes half as good it’s A* all round.
@Ceraunic More police certainly but there are a lot of drivers who are shocking - under 25s in sports cars or massive 4 wheel wanker panzers. They are the bane of my life. If a breakdown was available you’d find they are in the top 2 causes of half- wittery.
@MessengerMedia Did it for 2years with A-Z couriers - the best crack ever. Regularly clearing £550 a week in 1991 and squatting in Mile End as well. Wish I was 25 again
@IanDunt - you wont know me from Adam but have finally got around to reading ‘How Westminster Works’ and its absolutely fecking fabulous. A depressing read about how shite the system is but a brilliant read. Well done big man!
@electrician_247@SuperRodUK They do look snug. I’m doing a patio this Saturday and Sunday and it’s going to be raw weatger. That hat looks absolutely toastie. How much big man?
@Martyupnorth_2 @callumxoxox Mate - with comedy beard - you are a mad balloon. Moaning at a teacher due to you being thicker than a whale omelette makes you look like a prize tit not the libertarian ubermensch you pretend to see in the mirror. Get a grip
@adamboxer1 Sad logic there a major and a minor predicate coming to a false conclusion. Schools should be open, students should be learning does not entail schools and students should be inspected.
@sebastiansalek Fuck off you silly fat tit. How am I responsible for Greg Wallace? What have I done physically, in thought, in word toencourage that man. You’re a prat, get a grip ya balloon!