Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan

Don’t let college football become the NFL. End the superconference. Fuck USC, Alabama, and Penn State.

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

Probably an $800 or so ticket at the price of a hole in the fence what a game. Nothing like seeing Drew Allar lose a game on a pick, he could’ve had 3-4 of em tonight #JoeKnew

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@isocaffrey Have you asked the parents why they’re wasting this much money

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@cringleberry15 A first round exit?

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@AidFtw 👀🔥

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Shoutout to Jeremiah Jackson for getting picked off there. He just saved Gunnar Henderson the embarrassment of going 0/5 his first game back from the break.

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@wardamnbilly You would never survive a boner on the lifeguard stand when a rotations coming up

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

Smoking the grape game in my basement…… with no pants 💯 #loveislandusa

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@BussinWTB Yall niggas haters it’s obvious he picked up the fork and that’s the best athlete in the whole league

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@JoeOrrico99 Exact reaction reading your retweet

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@bossukgor @UnderdogMLB The derby is the best day of every season

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@CousinxJ @CoconnellFox29 Yea they juice every single ball and you get to see balls fly a mile

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@wardamnbilly Great guy. Product of the E-DawgVerse and now he’s bigger than him

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

Miss when the MLB draft was 40 rounds. If DJ Ugabooga could get drafted by the Dodgers it would’ve been awesome to watch Byrum Brown get taken with the 1067th pick this year

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@AidFtw .223 no way 😧😧

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

Theo Von ruins this shoutout Mel Gibson

[D J @TxForever]

Insane blunt rotation at #UFC329

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

Never liked Conor McGregor as a representative of my homeland that much but that sucks for anybody. 🇮🇪

All that said — Least obvious Vegas psyop, Mike Tyson would’ve been just as believable.

Rape Adin Ross. #nelkholeinonechallenge #rapedukedennis

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

Nothing more embarrassing than when somebody I know sees me working my blue-collar summer job (Lady’s clothing store associate).

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@EASPORTSCollege Fuck you get rid of it in CUT

[Patrick “The Jizz” O’Callaghan @j9zzcan]

@TheJerryRMander Touch grass bro

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@jcalvinmeyer Stop doing this dude