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@tripperhead Aren’t we all. It stinks. They’re literally just rebranding normal flu and utilising it as a tool for compliance and control.

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@tripperhead And coincidentally re. Point 3 they have also stopped reporting ordinary flu cases and deaths…but continue to report these mysterious “omicron variants”. So has ordinary flu disappeared or just been rebranded?

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@FabriziRoma @David_Ornstein Another signing that stinks of desperation. Why are we still making them: Di Maria, Alexis, Falcao, Schweinsteiger, Matic, Varane, Eriksen(?). They don’t work. How do the scouting network at Utd not know how to find next gen talent? 😆

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@FabrizioRomano 65 mill for a sub left back while they have no recognised centre forward ☠️ full on head loss from Chelsea

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@IFLTV @jakepaul @_HasimRahmanJr So boring

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@LivEchoEFC @joe_thomas18 Another average winger to add to the roster

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@EIIisV3 @HarryMaguire93’s the most cretinous player that’s ever stepped foot in Manchester United. Embarrassment to the club. Get out.

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@ManUtdMEN Lacks composure, tries too hard, gives the ball away countless times in critical central areas, goes missing in games & never dictates play. Plays like a teen, not a 25 yr old international. Shows a bit of heart but again it’s misguided and translates into fouls. Not good enough.

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@UTDFrankie @ManUtd He’s also 8 years older…

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@Nikvyas86 @UtdPlug @TheAthleticUK That’s fair, but the “plays well for France” is such a reductive argument. He’s had one decent run in one World Cup after starting the tournament slow. He also had the luxury of playing with 2 of the hardest working CMs in their prime (Kante & Matuidi) and vs teams in transition

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@EGSAVV1 @prfootbalI One less goal in 7 more games 🥲

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@tripperhead It never ends! 🤣 “6th wave” hahaha. We’re running out of people to infect and they’re still talking about waves. Embarrassing. Move on.

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@UtdActive @FabrizioRomano @YouTube They’ll be waiting for the last day of the summer transfer window 2023. But don’t worry, they’ll receive an offer of €180million. #howwedobusiness

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@UtdActive @BarcaUniversal Worrying. A top level CM should not be worried about “style”. They should be technically and athletically good enough to adapt to any style.

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@Thunesjr @Jerry_akas @UnitedStandMUFC So does Sancho jump higher than Cristiano Ronaldo? 🧐

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@gregxlodge @MundialMag @Torres 😍 best barnet going

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@tripperhead But the same quarantine measures apply 😅 Who’s gonna risk testing positive and spending their holiday in a quarantine facility. Where’s the logic?

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@LAxFLAME Get Danny Brown amongst the top 2 tier list la

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@ManUtdMEN Why? Scored as many goals as Ronaldo in 5 more games - for a better performing side. Would be an absolute waste of money. Get someone younger and fresher please. Darwin Nunez would be my first pick.