Jessica

the ramblings of a bitter neurospicy thirty something. sometimes mildly amusing.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

Even MY underboob is sweaty. And I don’t have any boobs.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

It’s ok Met office, I don’t actually like going outside anyway. It’s expensive as fuck and there’s people out there.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

Anyone else have PTSD from doing bedtime with a six year old!?

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Unpopular opinion: Not everyone wants to climb the corporate ladder. Some of us just want peace and a paycheck.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

To all the grown ups. Does the washing pile ever end!? Asking for a friend.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

Yup. Apparently it doesn’t work like that. Cool.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

Giving mounjaro the night off tonight.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

In my cynical era

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

@Laurraa Amazing!! Can’t wait to meet Dinky ❤️❤️xxxx

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

@Laurraa I bet you are babes, I feel for you!

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

@ODEONHelp hello, I’ve booked tickets for Cruella but have paid for this evenings showing when I wanted Fridays 19.30 showing (Bournemouth) please can you tell me how to change them?

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I said maybeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

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[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I said maybeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

@Laurraa @GMB Mate, same

[Jumpin Jack Frost @djjjfrost]

Check up on your friends especially the ones that make everyone laugh.❤️

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'exsibilate' (17th century): to hiss a poor performer off the stage.

[Jessica @jESSfROST89]

And the world breathes a sigh of relief.