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well, I won’t be doing any of that, but thank you

[therealedie4711 @jJenniferKRice]

Hey @McDonalds , will you please quit packing my to-go double cheeseburger in the same exact bag with my four to-go frozen lemonades. You bought a heat lamp special to keep the sandwich hot after you cook it. Spent all that money and still handing customers a meat snowball. Stop.

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@danjlevy @hbomax @notarealprod

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@danjlevy @notarealprod So wonderful and exciting!!!

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@hemosapien @danjlevy It’s only ten-thirty here, otherwise SAME

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@PopCulture_Pros @SchittsCreek @netflix @hulu

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@cbcgem ❤️ love this. also, I miss this. lastly? thank you for this.

[therealedie4711 @jJenniferKRice]

@Schnorbitz1978 @AnthonyHopkins @markwahlberg @OrangeCometNFT THIS. So much this. World’s a mess, people are awful, but Sir Anthony Hopkins is not only well and healthy, but singing to me whilst strumming a ukulele. All is well. 💙

[therealedie4711 @jJenniferKRice]

@AnthonyHopkins @markwahlberg @OrangeCometNFT I didn’t even put my bag down, I ran in here the second I saw the news that you joined Twitter. Welcome. If you’re grateful for the support of your fans, as a fan I am grateful you’re letting us love you this hard. It’s a joy to see you. 🙏💙

[therealedie4711 @jJenniferKRice]

@emilyhampshire How did you stay this adorable literally from birth through adolescence? Was there any awkward tween stage? Because you are just perennially darling. ☺️

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@danjlevy You can’t wait? WE can’t wait!!! xoxo

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@calumshanlin

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@calumshanlin I’ve missed your clever hot takes ♥️

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@danjlevy SUCH good news! The perfect reason to get around to watching Sex Education ❤️

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@danjlevy rant on my king

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@danjlevy @UANativeStudies @DanLevyBDCard Happy birthday Dan! 🥳

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@_tarajoshi I just saw a NerdWallet commercial and asked myself, “Self, is that ol’ Shan from the vet’s office?” If she is not you, she reminds me so much of you. But I hope it’s you. 😊Hope you are well and happy!

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@danjlevy

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is the fist bump everyone needs to be talking about.

Ted Cruz and fellow Republicans celebrating after blocking a bill to help toxin-exposed veterans survive.

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@MeidasTouch @danjlevy I despise those f*ckers

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@danjlevy Never have understood how it’s any of my or anyones business who chooses what body parts to rub consentingly on whom, I mean, for fucks sake let it go already.