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[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

“Lydia i feel like if any of us were the real slim shady, it’d be you”

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

@gimmethtbecki good bc i did

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

would anyone hold it against me if I ate leftover lasagna at 10am?

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

When im making my grocery list and I write down "Bread, milk, eggs" I always smile to myself. Because those are the classics aren't they

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

@mamadelstone no

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

the first thing I did this morning was spend $60 on novelty salt & pepper shakers

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

2 novembers in a row now I’ve tried to paint my nails a nice brown color n they come out looking exactly like gravy

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

“i wore them late”

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

hezy’s villain origin story is when he was made fun of for his light up shoes in 5th grade

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

pov i’m in the bathroom stall n all i can hear is @mamadelstone making friends w everyone person she comes across

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

this man’s introduction on karaoke was “you’re never gonna see me again so drink this in” i think i might start using that in daily life

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

the older my parents (or I?) get, the cuter I find them. my mom just sent me a pic of my dad enjoying his lunch at panera and I teared up

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

listening to lil wayne. hear a line i know i used for a photo caption in 2011. smile. repeat.

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

pov you’re using youtube on my tv and the most recent search is wild thornberrys full episodes

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

my neighbor has an incessant rooster and i feel like i’m living in stardew valley every time it cockadoodledoos

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

Hezy: what’s the movie with Ice Cube as a step dad?

me: Are We There Yet?

Hezy: yeahhh.. he drove a Lincoln Navigator in that

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

@mamadelstone me too jord

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

if there’s one song i’m going to request at the piano bar it’s crocodile rock i will have this whole house singing naaa na na na na naaa

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

this is THEE mowing the lawn song

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

whenever i’m even slightly buzzed and walking quickly outside in the cold, i’m taken back to 2014-2018

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

@mamadelstone i was reminded of my inevitable death so i’d say it got the job done

[lydia @jLydiaMartin]

Hezy called me a “mortal” as an insult this morning