jOaconstrictor

finishing moves: the jOa constrictor, any track by Hamdi

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@maufromnowhere It’s giving oh we’re using our made up names? I’m Spider-Man then

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

I know this dad to young children that’s really in like really good shape and low-key I think that’s irresponsible

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

Mrs. Incredible must be downright godly in the sack. Robert Parr fumbling a serious baddie, don’t see what’s so Incredible about that

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

i hate that my friends don’t get to know what it’s like to be friends with them

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@maufromnowhere nyamming a baguette raw is craaaazy

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@reikiwithmia thank you!

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@kamauwhynaina Amen

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i don’t understand why universities who refuse to divest from israel are getting mad about protestors camping out. i thought they looooove occupied land

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@kamauwhynaina Happy for you, wish I could say the same 😔

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@kamauwhynaina Heavens to betsy! 🥵

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@kamauwhynaina nigga OF COURSE 🙄

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@kamauwhynaina they’re just flexing at this point. save some for the rest of us geese

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

one of my biggest goals in life is to have @piersmorgan hate me

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@kamauwhynaina @musilamunuve @Doranotexplorin Lesssss gedddiiiit 🌻🥰🌺🌸

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Always say yes to an Aries

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

thinking of starting a side hustle where i make you a playlist to suit your birth plan because i think i am the chosen one

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

they’ve stopped giving me marketing pamphlets at my local dominos. they’re like, i think it’s done it’s job

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

@kamauwhynaina let’s goooooooo! needed this seratonin boost thank you g

[jOaconstrictor @jOathedj]

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FEET THING! HOW DID IT START?WHAT DOES SHE GAIN??

[aamna (maybe pakistani) @yapistani_]

I FINALLY GOT THE ICK ALHAMDULILLAH