James Slovidian

Father, Professional, VP of Curiosity. Giving Twitter one more try.

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@FemalesForTrump True or not, you’ll just post anything that confirms your goofy-ass world view won’t you, dumbo?

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@DrLoupis Ha! Do you really think Chase Bank gives a crap about the demographic that once drank Bud Light. Lol. Y’all don’t have a dime to your names or you would pick better beer in the first place.

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@DaniaA99999 He fucked around. He found out.

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@The_Trump_Train I’d rather run a tube from my asshole to my mouth and eat a box of ex lax than do either one of those things.

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@EvaVlaar Poor, poor, Eva. Friction on her International flight.

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Twitter. Let’s go!

[Fella S Bonkson 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @FBonkson]

OMG, I cannot stop laughing. Never thought I'd see an established tech company do a self-DDOS. That's such a rookie error and IT'S STILL HAPPENING.

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@JoJoFromJerz America’s festering puss wound.

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@nypost I give up. This is our normal. It’s who we are. It will never change. Some day, this will be the wacko, odd reality that is shared in the history classes of a future culture; Like how we learned the Romans brushed their teeth with urine.

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@Gindy I give up. This is our normal. It’s who we are. It will never change. Some day, this will be the wacko, odd reality that is shared in the history classes of a future culture; Like how we learned the Romans brushed their teeth with urine.

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@stkirsch I was diagnosed with autism immediately after taking a dump!!! They are also refusing to admit that taking a dump caused my autism. How can you deny the connection?

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@richard_korman @briannalyman2 Would have been cool if someone taught you spelling and punctuation theory.

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@UberFacts Utilities.

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@nbreavington When I want trusted medical insight, I always turn to expose-news

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@vgarrido20 Also: That’s criminal assault.

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@vgarrido20 Providing the English comment that you are looking for.

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@thuringwethil66 @its_the_Dr Consider yourself fortunate. It’s a common occurrence in some places.

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@its_the_Dr And I thought your were an Appalachian guy? If you you would have definitely seen this if you ran any creek as a kid.

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@its_the_Dr That’s oil. Vinyl chloride boils at 8 degrees F. Look, it sucks that the creek bed is that full of oil but that’s not from the train.

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@joncoopertweets “And when I drink just enough Diet Coke and Old Milwaukee I can get both the pants and the shirt to tuck cleanly into my fat roll.”

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@joncoopertweets Celibate.