Jonathan Summers

Can probably hide a receeder better than you

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Christmas eve and mam has just hidden my box of wine. I'm 27...

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Very much looking forward to drinking a pint we the boys

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Used to think I couldn't say no to one more drink on a night out. Nah. Can't say no to one more on a night in either. (I'm the one pouring the drinks btw?)

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How long before underground barbers start popping up? Serious question. Need a trim.

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Things you love to see: your pals winning in life

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@mike_mchardy92 @Reymar Nae Raymar

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Coming in to work on a Saturday is so productive. Naebody to bother you, nae emails, nae phone calls and complete silence.

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Just witnessed a lad park on double yellows, got oot and slap a fake parking ticket on the windscreen then saunter into Nandos. Genius

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People that drink room temperature water. And enjoy it. Fits at aboot?

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@_cassiejadex Fork and knife

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@AJBuchan Extreme sport: dee it when your flatmate is in

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Daytime traffic does my nut in

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Lead and read rhyme twice.
Sunday thoughts

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Three day weekend sesh has made for a tender Monday morning.

[ugly duckling @basicjanie]

I’m gonna use this skill in my home bc I don’t have scissors

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@mike_mchardy92 Shit isn't it the same day as your calve transplant? Who's gonna get the Greggs in?

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So good when everything in life just starts falling into place

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@carlenefraser Look at how far you've come already and keep chipping awa Carlene.

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Belger gala has ruined me

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@SCPT_Aberdeen You know Bev loves it

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Never underestimate the power of telling your mam you love her. It's the little things.