Jess NotSoSlim Shady

I've got plenty to eat at home.

[Danielle Drop @danielledrop514]

@j_bakes I eat kale every day! It's the best

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@bcumberbatches why ???

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

Will never not make me laugh. I ate shit...

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

My manager had a migraine at work so he borrowed my sunglasses to wear in the kitchen. He looked way better than I do in them 😭

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@bemysea hahaha I think I got hawk on my first try but I could never get passed that

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

A bug just crawled down my butt crack. Only wearing onesies forever from now on.

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

I haven't been to a live band show in a while my ears are like weeeeeeerrrrreeaaaaeeelalalalbeeeeeeep

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

I may be drunk. But can I say. Pickles are the greatest thing to happen to tastebuds ever. Cannigettanamenhallellujahistillhavecharactetslef

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@beckie_cook I’m just gonna be thrown off with you in a different time zone from now on!!

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@queenofsmoak oh they actually did it. They never do

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

Saw some cows...I love you, Texan cows. 🐄🐮

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

I thought I let out a really smelly fart but I found out the smell is just Kendra cooking broccoli. 🌳 #thoughtsomethingwaswrongwithme

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@queenofsmoak who was it

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@beckie_cook omg cool!!!

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@beckie_cook where are you goin??

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

🐄🐄my favorite animal 🐄🐄

[Jess NotSoSlim Shady @j_bakes]

@CARMlLLAS I don’t undesfan

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

Saving the city while giving you a good roll when you're feeling shitty.

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

Freedom isn't free. Neither is a roll of good TP.

[beckie cook @beckie_cook]

Fighting crime while wiping away your butt slime.